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To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

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ChoccyOrangeYum · 31/12/2023 23:14

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

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EliflurtleAndTheInfiniteMadness · 01/01/2024 11:13

XH used to feed a family of magpies, after a few weeks they started to dive bomb me and DC whenever we went outside. He was a complete dick about it and refused to stop feeding them for a long time I always thought they were pissed off we didn't feed them too. Having read this thread I'm now thinking they were actually acting on XH's feelings

Threewheeler1 · 01/01/2024 11:14

Mirabai · 01/01/2024 11:02

My aunt and uncle lived near the sea. They were adopted by a very aggressive snd possessive seagull who lived on their roof and divebombed their friends and tried to get anyone who came to the house away from my aunt and uncle.

He had to be moved on eventually.

I read your post quickly with 'disembowelled' instead of 'divebombed' 😮😂
Seagulls are bloody frightening!

Agapornis · 01/01/2024 11:15

@Whatthechicken this is the joke I tell when I am told to tell a joke :) I've changed the final line to 'while all the lookout crows weren't about to shout lorry, they could all shout "CAR! CAR!" <loudly imitate crow noises>
It mercifully stops people asking you to tell a joke ever again.

FannyFifer · 01/01/2024 11:17

I have always wanted to try & befriend the crows. We used to have a rabbit who had free run of the garden & the crows used to torment him & try & peck his bum. Was like a game taking turns sneaking up on him.

iLovee · 01/01/2024 11:18

OP have the crows got you?

What a fascinating thread!!

SusanKennedyshouldLTB · 01/01/2024 11:21

Anyone else concerned the op isnt yet back.

Calliopespa · 01/01/2024 11:22

CagneyAndLazy · 01/01/2024 00:49

Yes, they pretty much learn by association with regard to who/what is a friend or enemy.

As far as the dog killing a crow, though, that would elicit a different response because they are very suspicious about dead crows. Not other birds, even similar looking ones, just their own species.

They mob together around a dead crow to see why it might have died - what is nearby at the time? A person? An animal? Some particular food?

If they can't see why, they are more cautious about food for a period of time. They approach it more slowly, etc.

Ha! Post Mortem. That’s fascinating.

Whatthechicken · 01/01/2024 11:24

Agapornis · 01/01/2024 11:15

@Whatthechicken this is the joke I tell when I am told to tell a joke :) I've changed the final line to 'while all the lookout crows weren't about to shout lorry, they could all shout "CAR! CAR!" <loudly imitate crow noises>
It mercifully stops people asking you to tell a joke ever again.

😂😂

KeepTrying0 · 01/01/2024 11:25

OP This is brilliant! I think it would be worth contacting a bird behaviour expert at a university. They could probably get a publication out of this and they might be able to do some mediation to get your life back on the road.

Bolarpear · 01/01/2024 11:27

Poor OP, signs aren't good

Calliopespa · 01/01/2024 11:27

Whatineed · 01/01/2024 10:50

Nuts and bolts dropped on the garden table

Bits of other neighbours trashed birdfeeders

Read that as “bits of other trashed neighbours” at first.

shamelesss · 01/01/2024 11:28

This is fascinating! Hope op comes back (in one piece) and updates!

VestaTilley · 01/01/2024 11:29

Take gifts and contrition. Prepare to find a new place to walk your dog.

Ghostwritersinc · 01/01/2024 11:30

I am so invested in this story.
Please come back and update! hoping they didn’t work as a pack and pick/peck up you and friend, both now stuck up a tree. 😂

boatyardblues · 01/01/2024 11:30

HottestEverRecordedTemperature · 01/01/2024 09:55

Oh that is a great idea! It reminds me that when we used to brush our moulting dog outside all the fur would be taken by the birds.

My Dad used to groom our stinky Lab by the back door. When he checked the bird box in the garden after the blue tits vacated it he found a nest entirely lined with our dog’s hair.

54isanopendoor · 01/01/2024 11:32

Placemarking for updates.
Magpies are scary too ...

Squeaky2023 · 01/01/2024 11:32

I am that neighbour who puts all the leftovers out on the grass for my crow friends and seagulls. They do start cawing when I emerge from the house, whether with food or not, so I think they get excited when they see me in case I have food. It's gone in half an hour.

KeepTrying0 · 01/01/2024 11:32

Might be good to contact someone like Professor Nicky Clayton.

https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/research-at-cambridge/animal-research/what-types-of-animal-do-we-use/other-birds

https://www.cam.ac.uk/women-at-cambridge/profiles/nicky-clayton

It sounds as though you might have a PhD project for somebody there. :-)

Damnloginpopup · 01/01/2024 11:33

Whatthechicken · 01/01/2024 10:19

I like crows, they chase off the Sparrow Hawks. I’ve posted this before on a similar thread:

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"

You bugger 😁

Threewheeler1 · 01/01/2024 11:33

SusanKennedyshouldLTB · 01/01/2024 11:21

Anyone else concerned the op isnt yet back.

Bald Eagle Jesus GIF by Scorpion Dagger

She's gone to a better place Susan 🙏

WildFlowerBees · 01/01/2024 11:35

Perhaps this is the op currently.

To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?
Fullofxmascbeer · 01/01/2024 11:38

They’ve probably seen through the fake moustache and glasses…

MolkosTeenageAngst · 01/01/2024 11:39

I hope you brought a tray of snacks and they have now made you the Crow Queen. Looking forward to update!

Threewheeler1 · 01/01/2024 11:42
Halloween Bird GIF by Crypt TV

Somewhere, deep in the crow-y forests of Britain...

DecafOatMilkCappucino · 01/01/2024 11:52

Threewheeler1 · 01/01/2024 11:42

Somewhere, deep in the crow-y forests of Britain...

Blimey, that needs a trigger warning...

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