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To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

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ChoccyOrangeYum · 31/12/2023 23:14

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

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SwishSwishBisch · 01/01/2024 10:24

I really want a crow friend now

Twoshoesnewshoes · 01/01/2024 10:27

Watching and waiting and oddly invested

BigBoysDontCry · 01/01/2024 10:27

We have a family of crows that DH feeds, he just whistles and they come.

He soaks cat crunchies in hot water until soft and scatters them when cooled. They love it.

I'd definitely take treats and let us know how it goes.

itsgoingtobeabumpyride · 01/01/2024 10:29

Thread of the day!
Really invested in the outcome.

DecafOatMilkCappucino · 01/01/2024 10:31

I used to work in McDonald's and we had 2 separate gangs of birds that stalked the area. The front of the restaurant was for the magpies and they would swoop down and gobble up chips and any leftovers from the outside tables. The crows' territory was at the back where the storage area was and we were under strict instruction to always keep the door closed otherwise they'd break in and eat entire pallets worth of burger buns.

hellomi · 01/01/2024 10:31

This is fascinating!

Dagnabit · 01/01/2024 10:33

Haven’t watched a thread for ages but I need to know the outcome of this one! The crows have cockney accents in my mind… 🤔

FurballFrenzy · 01/01/2024 10:34

Dagnabit · 01/01/2024 10:33

Haven’t watched a thread for ages but I need to know the outcome of this one! The crows have cockney accents in my mind… 🤔

Having read this, all crows will now talk like Ray Winstone in my head 😂

mangochops · 01/01/2024 10:35

Dagnabit · 01/01/2024 10:33

Haven’t watched a thread for ages but I need to know the outcome of this one! The crows have cockney accents in my mind… 🤔

LOL I'm imagining a crow with Peggy Mitchell hair now

Mimiah · 01/01/2024 10:36

This reminds me of the 911 tv series episode. I thought it was make believe but nope, true!!

Can't wait to hear outcome!

Grimchmas · 01/01/2024 10:39

Placemarking for the update! It's been an hour, so it's either gone well or the crows have done something terrible to the OP 😬

Elizabethtattletale · 01/01/2024 10:45

Whatthechicken · 01/01/2024 10:19

I like crows, they chase off the Sparrow Hawks. I’ve posted this before on a similar thread:

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"

😂 I love your commitment to that!

EnjoyingTheSilence · 01/01/2024 10:48

@Whatthechicken 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

Threewheeler1 · 01/01/2024 10:49

Crow Mafia.
The Boss is Big Larry. But his brother Lenny is waiting in the wings (yes, thank you) for Larry to get knocked off by the rival gang Chief, Irate Iain (crotchety bastard), then he can take over.
Lenny is married to Torquay Tina, and has Big Plans to take over Norwich, Solihull and the more affluent and leafy parts of Cornwall.
But first he needs to deal with the OP...

I'm not sure she'll be returning to this thread...

Whatineed · 01/01/2024 10:50

Whydowomendothistothemselves · 01/01/2024 08:35

Fascinating thread. I have been feeding the birds for years and years (I get all manner of birds, including parakeets), can’t say I have received any presents though. What sort of things have people been given? Any treasure, like in The Detectorists?!

Nuts and bolts dropped on the garden table

Bits of other neighbours trashed birdfeeders

Noidontknowwhatiwant · 01/01/2024 10:54

OP minus the dastardly dog has been invited to sit down to elevenes with tea and cake.

MyTattooIsBetterThanYours · 01/01/2024 10:54

oakleaffy · 01/01/2024 00:49

Don't! They will remember for ever.

But they will be dead

Sandia1 · 01/01/2024 10:57

This is so interesting! I hope OP can win those pesky crows around. Isn't nature amazing (and terrifying!)?

Whatineed · 01/01/2024 11:00

AInightingale · 01/01/2024 09:48

My cats sometimes sit on my neighbour's doormat. A few years ago she was annoyed with me. 'Your cats have ripped my doormat to bits!' I apologised and got her a new one, same stuff, coconut fibre. Then I looked out the window really early one morning and two magpies were gouging and ripping chunks out of it. The feckers were stealing it for nesting material; it was a really wet spring and everything else was soaking. They are a very clever family of birds, no wonder there are so many of them.

Oh this reminds me of the summer I had shiny silver and bronze coloured pairs of flip flops I'd wear in the garden and leave by the back door when I went inside.

They were constantly swooping down and stealing them. I can only assume they thought they were possibly fish???

Then from my patio doors I'd see a pecked flip flop tumble from the sky onto the lawn. 😅

Mirabai · 01/01/2024 11:02

My aunt and uncle lived near the sea. They were adopted by a very aggressive snd possessive seagull who lived on their roof and divebombed their friends and tried to get anyone who came to the house away from my aunt and uncle.

He had to be moved on eventually.

magnitude100 · 01/01/2024 11:05

I fed a crow a few years ago, it looked like it had something wrong with her wing. A year later she/he brought her two children. They kept pestering her to feed them. I don’t know what she told them but the two children started to bring me flower petals. And after that they have brought me lots of nice shiny things, always in the same place. I even got a shiny cat bowl, I wonder where they found it! But our old cat uses it now. She is friends with them.

Whe recently went away for a week, and when we came back there was a nice shiny gift waiting, I guess they wondered why they hadn’t been fed. 😂 When I come home after work I swear they see it, because I can see (and hear) them come flying as soon as I park my car.. It’s very weird.

magnitude100 · 01/01/2024 11:09

Whatineed · 01/01/2024 10:50

Nuts and bolts dropped on the garden table

Bits of other neighbours trashed birdfeeders

Petals, a steel bowl, many flattened aluminium candle holders, a shiny bbq sign.

JFDIYOLO · 01/01/2024 11:09

That episode of Worzel Gummidge where the crows demand machine guns doesn't seem so far fetched at all

onlyforeignerinthevillage · 01/01/2024 11:13

ChoccyOrangeYum · 01/01/2024 09:25

Ok DH has been, crows were there watching he says but no assault. I’m just about to meet neighbour now and will update in either -
10 mins - it did not go well and I legged it home

1 hour - I’m now at peace with the crows

wish me luck! 🦅

Over 2h have now passed and no update from the op so my guess is the crows have won

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