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Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

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Disco50 · 21/12/2023 20:37

Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

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OceanicBoundlessness · 21/12/2023 23:11

I've read a few bits out to dh who wondered why I was snorting. Obviously he doesn't get it but at least he'll know where I am if I disappear.

Karensalright · 21/12/2023 23:11

@vipersnest1 I’m a lumberjack comes to mind

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 23:11

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Yeah the escape committee will be one woman who started a tunnel and then forgot what she came in here for in a post menopausal fog, and wandered off.

CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 21/12/2023 23:13

ResisterRex · 21/12/2023 22:28

#crustlessquichesarequiches
#nodebate

Etc

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Phobe.

CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 21/12/2023 23:14

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 23:11

Yeah the escape committee will be one woman who started a tunnel and then forgot what she came in here for in a post menopausal fog, and wandered off.

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🤣

But seriously.
You’re a transphobe.

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 21/12/2023 23:17

So, if I'm arrested, do I still have to make a flan for tomorrow? Asking for me.

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 23:17

CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 21/12/2023 23:13

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Phobe.

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Season 1 Whatever GIF by Friends

Poor Phoebe, what did she ever even do.

EtiennePalmiere · 21/12/2023 23:17

Bagsies on a top bunk !

Switcher · 21/12/2023 23:18

I don't actually know what a flan is. Is everybody here drunk too?

Switcher · 21/12/2023 23:19

Ah bollocks not actually iced the Christmas cake.

Karensalright · 21/12/2023 23:19

This has to be the funniest thread i have ever read. Was wondering if the MET will set up an undercover team, and what the operation would be called.

pronounsbundlebundle · 21/12/2023 23:20

I'd like to point out that I've wasted bloody ages on this thread and if I don't get arrested now I'm going to be up until the wee hours on Christmas Eve wrapping presents.

Pull your finger out police, jeez. AN MP HAS REPORTED US for having our own nuanced opinions that she didn't even bother reading. But someone random on twitter said we were wrong, so you know, hurry up.

AcrossthePond55 · 21/12/2023 23:21

Karensalright · 21/12/2023 23:19

This has to be the funniest thread i have ever read. Was wondering if the MET will set up an undercover team, and what the operation would be called.

Operation Notgonnatouchthoseviperswithabargepole

honeysuckleweeks · 21/12/2023 23:21

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 23:11

Yeah the escape committee will be one woman who started a tunnel and then forgot what she came in here for in a post menopausal fog, and wandered off.

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Giggling very hard. So true!!

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 23:21

@Switcher inside, no one judges.

we shall feast, drink and … whatever you want to do there’s going to be lots of interest groups to join by the sounds of it and all free.

OracleofWurms3 · 21/12/2023 23:22

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Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 23:22

@AcrossthePond55 proper tea snorted at that! Spot on.

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 23:25

Karensalright · 21/12/2023 23:19

This has to be the funniest thread i have ever read. Was wondering if the MET will set up an undercover team, and what the operation would be called.

MumsMet.

RichardinaBarrister · 21/12/2023 23:25

The Met will never get me, I just died laughing from this thread.

LeavesOnTrees · 21/12/2023 23:27

What about soufflés, aren't they just fancy pants crustless quiches full of hot air ?

Anyhow I've watched all 7 seasons of Orange is the New Black so I'm prepared. Although I have no idea how to make artisan soap.

RethinkingLife · 21/12/2023 23:29

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 21/12/2023 23:17

So, if I'm arrested, do I still have to make a flan for tomorrow? Asking for me.

If it's one of those mincemeat meringue ones, that would be grand and can you make it deep enough to conceal the file?

OracleofWurms3 · 21/12/2023 23:29

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LeavesOnTrees · 21/12/2023 23:31

They all want to be unique these days, so I'm not buying it.

frankie001 · 21/12/2023 23:31

As long as there’s gin, I’ll lock the cell myself!

ShortMotherfuckerWithTheIvoryHair · 21/12/2023 23:32

Did someone say there are 119 million MN users? I hope the Met have cancelled all their Christmas leave, that's going to take some time to interview us all.

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