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Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

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Disco50 · 21/12/2023 20:37

Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

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NorthSouthDivider · 21/12/2023 23:00

So what would that make baby giraffes. Fucking confused I imagine.

ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:01

Just making preparations to turn myself in.

On arrival at our nearest met police custody suite, should we be registering ourselves by our usernames, surely we should right?

Or do we start a mass game of guess the username from the chat we have? I’d love to be with @anyfucker if she’s still around, or Red from the politics chats or OYBBK who does the storms and extreme weather threads.

WellOwlBeDamned · 21/12/2023 23:02

Will they just commandeer MNTowers & lock us all up there with the secret gin stash?

Mumsnet Cell Block H

festivetinseling · 21/12/2023 23:02

Just goes to show that some people get promoted WAY beyond their capabilities.

Ortila · 21/12/2023 23:02

It's The Cure song Robert Smith never wrote : All Giraffes Are Gay.

mrswhiplington · 21/12/2023 23:02

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 21:37

Dont think I want prison picky bits, sounds very ..... scabby to me.

I can do a crustless quiche and a MASSIVE salad for anyone low carbing with no imagination, but be aware I DO NOT SHARE TWIGLETS.

Also, I have decided on a double bluff, so I am wearing full orange hi-vis on the basis that anyone on the run wouldnt ever be so obvious, so clearly I will never get arrested. Happy to lift share if anyone is in the Midlands and doesnt mind clinging on to the side of a JCB.

😂

Sometimesrational · 21/12/2023 23:02

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ResisterRex · 21/12/2023 23:02

Thanks for reminding me of it @Ereshkigalangcleg

What's the deal with quoting songs like it's your own speech?!

EmpressaurusOfCats · 21/12/2023 23:03

WellOwlBeDamned · 21/12/2023 23:02

Will they just commandeer MNTowers & lock us all up there with the secret gin stash?

Mumsnet Cell Block H

I’m sure MNHQ used to have a pizza stash as well.

ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:04

pronounsbundlebundle · 21/12/2023 23:00

Maybe he could identify as a crustless quiche?

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You mean an omelette?

Ortila · 21/12/2023 23:05

I do have an urgent question though : how often do you wash your orange jumpsuits?

scorpiogirly · 21/12/2023 23:05

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ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:04

You mean an omelette?

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If he identifies as a tortilla he might just get a wrap on the knuckles…

Ortila · 21/12/2023 23:06

ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:04

You mean an omelette?

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FRITTATA you transphobic hate speaking monster.

SirVixofVixHall · 21/12/2023 23:06

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 22:49

For when we escape? Like, an Ex Cell spreadsheet?

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Hahahaha

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 23:07

ArcheryAnnie · 21/12/2023 22:52

Haven't been here in a while, and am delighted that MN is still a pit of vipers. I love you all, and will bring you a file in a Christmas cake, unless they round up us mn dilettantes as accessories.

Great to see you here Annie ❤️ which bunk are you having?

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PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 23:07

ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:04

You mean an omelette?

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QUICHEPHOBE!!!!!!!!!

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 23:08

What's the deal with quoting songs like it's your own speech?!

She's a singularly odd woman.

pronounsbundlebundle · 21/12/2023 23:08

We could have groupings - obviously anyone with relationship problems needs to be in with anyfucker and anyone who's a poet needs to share a cell with boiledbeetle. We can create a handy list to give to the police who will be scratching their heads with the overcrowding problem this poses (and probably the fact that they no longer have anyone to cook their Xmas dinner).

Obviously the crustless quiche = quiche and crustless quiche = omelette women need to be separated for their own safety. The last thing we need is quichephobic hate crimes.

Thecatmaster · 21/12/2023 23:08

@TheSpottedZebra
· Today 20:55

'Dawn Butler also asserted that 90% of male giraffes are gay.'

What an absolutely ridiculous assertion from someone who should know better! Of course 90% are not gay. At least 50% are straight trans men giraffes!

Kipperties · 21/12/2023 23:08

‘FRITTATA you transphobic hate speaking monster.’
😂😂😂😂😂
the build up to this was making me giggle and then this. Genius!
most amusing thread 🍰☕️😀

ParsnipAndPoppy · 21/12/2023 23:08

Ortila · 21/12/2023 23:06

FRITTATA you transphobic hate speaking monster.

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I confess your honour.

Where’s Dawn, she must be in here somewhere

mateysmum · 21/12/2023 23:10

Look everybody, forget your picky nibbles and your posh crustless quiche, all we need is the Mumsnet Magic Chicken and it will feed all of us from now through to new year.

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