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Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

731 replies

Disco50 · 21/12/2023 20:37

Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

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Benibidibici · 21/12/2023 22:50

My first thought was "oooh! Jail! There's a way to dodge MiL I've never tried."

Then. The dawning realisation. She could be on here. We could be behind bars together.

No fanks Dawn. Toodleoo

Desecratedcoconut · 21/12/2023 22:51

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 22:49

For when we escape? Like, an Ex Cell spreadsheet?

Word.

ArcheryAnnie · 21/12/2023 22:52

Haven't been here in a while, and am delighted that MN is still a pit of vipers. I love you all, and will bring you a file in a Christmas cake, unless they round up us mn dilettantes as accessories.

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 22:52

@ArabellaScott i don’t think anyone’s going to want to escape, more like refuse to leave - we’ve got a massive support group, new friends to make, receives to try, music, food and drink to make merry … comfy nasa padded cells and no bills.

ResisterRex · 21/12/2023 22:52

Laurendelaney1987 · 21/12/2023 22:34

What’s really worrying me here is the erosion of free speech.

im not a terf. Im really not. and believe in live and let live.

but factually, trans women are not biologically women. And do not have periods

and being reported to the police for stating this simple fact really concerns me

I regret to inform you that you are a full on TERF.

Now then, this cell won't slop itself out so look lively!

ThePoshUns · 21/12/2023 22:52

Can I have the top bunk?

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:52

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 22:49

For when we escape? Like, an Ex Cell spreadsheet?

Very good!!!!

OracleofWurms3 · 21/12/2023 22:53

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Motorina · 21/12/2023 22:53

ThePoshUns · 21/12/2023 22:52

Can I have the top bunk?

Depends. How's your pelvic floor?

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 22:53

@Benibidibici

mil could easily find her own tribe on another wing😉

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It is!

Takes ages though. You have to have sufficient headspace to make it, and the process itself is quite meditative.

Use olive oil and thinly sliced potatoes and eggs. Salt eggs and beat them, cover and leave to stand. Potatoes in the frying pan, oil over to cover. Yes, that's loads of oil. However, you're only partially cooking so not much is absorbed. Heat very gently until they just start to take on a 'not raw' consistency and colour. About twenty minutes.

Put a plate over the pan, tip and pour the oil off. Now this is delicious flavoured oil. You can use it in days to come to roast garlic or as the base for pasta sauces etc.

Beat the eggs again and slide the potatoes into them. Mix together and leave to meld a little. At least five minutes, not more than thirty (I tend to leave it for 15).

Wipe out your pan, then add a little fresh oil to cover the base.

Heat the oil gently, final stir of the mix and in it goes on a medium heat. Now eventually you are going to flip this. You want to do it at the point where it's cooked but not too much.

After a couple of minutes you will see that the edges cook quicker. Go round the edge in a circle with your spatula. Just peel it away a little and more egg will run out to that edge. Do this periodically and you will notice that gradually less and less runs out. Eventually the edge is all but clean although the top is not actually looking quite cooked.

So you are probably ready. This is the leap of faith! Take your plate again, place it on top of the pan and flip. Take the pan away, hold the plate and slide your tortilla back in to do the other side. You can check it's done by doing another turn but this one is less nerve wracking.

It is a very soothing process for me and I enjoy it.

pronounsbundlebundle · 21/12/2023 22:54

So, thinking ahead, who can we get to bring us nice tea?

And also can we get Glinner to write the comedy TV adaptation of 'the day the Mumsnetters got arrested for having opinions' or 'the day Christmas was cancelled by Dawn Butler'. Need a better title, obviously, I'm not a comedy writer.

Oh crap, he's on here too so he'll be in with us. Still, being locked up hopefully won't stop him writing it. More authentic with all that 'lived experience'.

ResisterRex · 21/12/2023 22:54

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 22:34

Remember when she continually used the words of 'Something inside so Strong' repeatedly as her hustings speech.

She also did that Greatest Showman song as a spoken word poem at a trans conference a fearless Mumsnet warrior woman sneaked into.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/3398737-We-re-Still-Here-Conference-8th-September-A-report-from-the-inside

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:55

Can I suggest that the choirs first song is "WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED" obviously sung as we chain ourselves inside our cells.

DyslexicPoster · 21/12/2023 22:56

I do worry that in 20 years time a child born with a penis, who is in relationship with a person born with a penis is going to go to the gp upset that after a year neither is pregnant. Because we are erasing science. If you feel like you can give birth then reality and science doesn't figure and is hate speach.

Devilsmommy · 21/12/2023 22:56

WomenShouldStillWinWomensSports · 21/12/2023 21:09

OMG I know this, I know this. Hang on a minute. It'll come to me... the dangly bits... I'm sure I did something about this during science teacher training... Is it something to do with Count Tentacula the Christmas Octopus who comes down the hospital chimney and delivers 50% of the population a single tentacle to disguise their delicate flowery feminine feels?

Oh my god pmsl🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

NinjaOtter99 · 21/12/2023 22:56

Panicking. People keep linking threads. How many fucking threads do I have to read? (off to find giraffe wank)

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:56

Totally agree that @glinner should be in with us, he can be our official biographer. We may have to disguise him as a giraffe though or they wont let him in with us.

Laurendelaney1987 · 21/12/2023 22:57

Ooh you make a PowerPoint

Benibidibici · 21/12/2023 22:59

Also, I think we need to know who is going to be Queen Bee? Best to get this stuff sorted out in advance....should we vote?

Well, Xenia's being trying for years bless.

pronounsbundlebundle · 21/12/2023 23:00

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:56

Totally agree that @glinner should be in with us, he can be our official biographer. We may have to disguise him as a giraffe though or they wont let him in with us.

Maybe he could identify as a crustless quiche?

DojaPhat · 21/12/2023 23:00

There's always threads on Twitter about this forum in one way or another - often following a particularly egregious post/thread so not quite sure why Dawn has apparently sparked such fanfare.

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 23:00

Thanks @ResisterRex it's such a good read, that thread. Bookmarked to read again later, what a trip down memory lane!

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 21/12/2023 23:00

I can't believe we are this far into the thread and not a single one of you has suggested making an enormous chilli served with crusty bread to feed all of us.

Hang your heads in shame - and accept your sentence.