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Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

731 replies

Disco50 · 21/12/2023 20:37

Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

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Benibidibici · 21/12/2023 22:43

Things like this stress the pants off me as a lifelong labour supporter. There will be an election next year and they haven't fucking noticed 50% of the population are actual biological women.

AcrossthePond55 · 21/12/2023 22:44

EmpressaurusOfCats · 21/12/2023 22:42

It’s over in Nine Elms now. Convenient for the new shopping centre at Battersea Power Station.

Oooh, looks like lots of designer shopping at Battersea. Even better for picking out my court outfit.

I shall write a 'tell all book' about the trial (after we are all acquitted, of course) and call it 'The Mumsnetter Wore Prada'.

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:44

inapickle2300 · 21/12/2023 22:38

Tom’s a grass, pass it on…

😂

DragonMama3 · 21/12/2023 22:45

That is a beautiful building

Barbadossunset · 21/12/2023 22:45

but factually, trans women are not biologically women. And do not have periods.

This is from an article in Unherd about France’s capture.

Only last year, Le Planning Familial (PF), a state-funded network of organisations providing sex education and reproductive services, launched a campaign with an illustration of a “pregnant man”. The poster read: “At Planning, we know that men can get pregnant, too.” The PF also stated that sex is a social construct, a gay man can have a vulva, a penis is not a male organ, and the use of the words “female and male” should be banned. This is an organisation that is providing sex education in schools across France.

RedToothBrush · 21/12/2023 22:45

Laurendelaney1987 · 21/12/2023 22:34

What’s really worrying me here is the erosion of free speech.

im not a terf. Im really not. and believe in live and let live.

but factually, trans women are not biologically women. And do not have periods

and being reported to the police for stating this simple fact really concerns me

Your comment makes you a terf.

That's a terf comment according to the likes of Dawn. One that should be criminalised.

If you aren't already locked up with the rest of us.

CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 21/12/2023 22:45

etc etc ad infinitum, because everything we say and everything we do and everything we think and everything we don’t think is
T R A N S P H O B I C!!!!!!!

Hope that helps.

Topofthemountain · 21/12/2023 22:45

I'll offer up to share a cell with Dawn. I have a cold and will take one for the team to save infecting all of MN.

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 22:45

Has anyone settled on a name for us? Either here or in the other thread?

DragonMama3 · 21/12/2023 22:46

51 per cent female

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 22:46

DirtyDuchess · 21/12/2023 22:40

Hahaha, we should get that trending on X. #Tom'sAGrassPassItOn

Oh YES please lets do that!!

Just done mine!!

OracleofWurms3 · 21/12/2023 22:46

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SomethingWycked · 21/12/2023 22:46

Times like this, I wish I'd installed a Penguin bollard. That would stop the Police in their tracks, so it would.

#FreeTheMumsnetOnesAfterXmas

trulyunruly01 · 21/12/2023 22:46

I fucking knew that Brussels sprouts thread would get us in trouble.

Mojodojocasahaus · 21/12/2023 22:46

Ooh this is an exciting turn of events. Quite fancy a few days in the clink, get me out of doing Christmas dinner that will 🍷

Desecratedcoconut · 21/12/2023 22:46

Laurendelaney1987 · 21/12/2023 22:34

What’s really worrying me here is the erosion of free speech.

im not a terf. Im really not. and believe in live and let live.

but factually, trans women are not biologically women. And do not have periods

and being reported to the police for stating this simple fact really concerns me

That's all it takes. You're a terf. Welcome to the party, pal!

Laurendelaney1987 · 21/12/2023 22:47

If I do have to go to prison. Do you think my work will expect me to take my laptop and work from cell? How good do you think the WiFi will be?

murasaki · 21/12/2023 22:48

I think i might identify as Dawn Butler when the rozzers come calling. That'll confuse them.

Although it would be massively lowering my standards.

SirVixofVixHall · 21/12/2023 22:48

FuzzyPuffling · 21/12/2023 20:56

I put dark chocolate chips and roasted hazelnuts into my shortbread. Is this an indictable offence?

All round to your cell .

WearyAuldWumman · 21/12/2023 22:49

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 21:44

@WearyAuldWumman gosh yes! How interesting, could you possibly show me
how they work, fascinating instrument. I’ll bring my flute. Unfortunately I’m only a beginner, so easy to spot near the bbq.

No problem. Left hand for bellows and buttons; right for the keyboard.

Boiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 22:49

LiesDoNotBecomeUs · 21/12/2023 22:36

Saddened to leave behind the frozen turkey - unpeeled spuds and year's supply of washing-up.

Keen to find out how to make a gigantic salad that will sustain an army... to meet fearless sticker-bombers.

Have prepared ginger-wine and mead (Could we smuggle it in by consuming it first?)

Will bake cakes containing files - in case we need to escape or perfect our nails.

Is there a biology mantra we can hang onto to prevent unsexing via brain-washing?

It occurs to me that they may not be able to arrest us since none of us answer the door to strangers.

Edited

They'll probably catch me as I'm really nosy so always answer the door! Plus I'll stick a note on telling them it's open just let themselves in. So looking forward to a fun Christmas day in the clink!

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 22:49

PyongyangKipperbang · 21/12/2023 21:51

If anyone is doing a spreadsheet can I please be places in a cell with poker and back gammon players please?

Also, I think we need to know who is going to be Queen Bee? Best to get this stuff sorted out in advance....should we vote?

For when we escape? Like, an Ex Cell spreadsheet?

LeavesOnTrees · 21/12/2023 22:50

CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 21/12/2023 22:40

JUST STOP BEING SO TRANSPHOBIC WILL YOU

Sorry guv, honest it weren't me.

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 21/12/2023 22:50

we have the makings of some sort of band beginning, anyone wanting to start a choir as well?

OracleofWurms3 · 21/12/2023 22:50

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