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to laugh hard at karma biting ex?

39 replies

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 15:35

Admittedly this is as much of a “I need to laugh somewhere” post as a AiBU

My ex is a dick. He has 7 children by 3 women and has no contact with any of them. My girls are the eldest and I’ve had over twenty years of his shite.

He tells his new girlfriends I tricked him into pregnancy… we had fertility treatment that he paid for! I also had to speak to his senior officers before he would pay a penny of maintenance. That’s the kind of level we’re dealing with.

He split up with his wife about 4 years ago and they are in the middle of an acrimonious divorce.

He cheated on a relatively new girlfriend. She has sent both his ex wife and ex girlfriend (he has children with both) details of his new job and considerable payrise that he hadn’t told them about. She also sent the ex wife paperwork for a shitload of hidden savings.

He’s had confirmation this morning that his CMS payments will almost double.

his social media rantings are actually hilarious 😂

His Mum always told him he wouldn’t get away with treating people badly his whole adult life.

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shellyleppard · 12/12/2023 15:36

Karma finally kicked his arse...... fantastic!!

arethereanyleftatall · 12/12/2023 15:36

Brilliant. Well done new ex girlfriend!!

LadyBird1973 · 12/12/2023 15:37

Just what he deserves. Enjoy!

IdaPolly · 12/12/2023 15:37

Does he tell new girlfriends he was tricked into having babies 7 times? 😆

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 15:38

IdaPolly · 12/12/2023 15:37

Does he tell new girlfriends he was tricked into having babies 7 times? 😆

No that’s just me 😂

I tricked him into having babies “young” (in our mid twenties!)
The ex wife turned into a psycho post marriage.
The ex girlfriend was a mistake.

He’s an excuse for everything

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StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 12/12/2023 15:42

Well done that woman!

LakieLady · 12/12/2023 15:43

Well done, that ex! I hope he gets hammered financially.

Devilsmommy · 12/12/2023 15:45

You see, it might take a bit of time but karma will always get the cunt who deserves it most😁

PattyDuckface · 12/12/2023 15:48

Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap cus it loves me 😀

Vuurhoutjies · 12/12/2023 15:52

Are you the poster who had one of the ex girlfriends basically trying to get you to do her childcare?

This man is a real prince though so no, don't blame you for laughing at karma.

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 15:54

Vuurhoutjies · 12/12/2023 15:52

Are you the poster who had one of the ex girlfriends basically trying to get you to do her childcare?

This man is a real prince though so no, don't blame you for laughing at karma.

The ex wife wanted me to facilitate her and the ex girlfriends kids getting together yes, that’s me

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Vuurhoutjies · 12/12/2023 16:03

Aah, yes, I remember. It's a batshit situation. Laugh away at him - I would.

ManateeFair · 12/12/2023 16:14

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 15:54

The ex wife wanted me to facilitate her and the ex girlfriends kids getting together yes, that’s me

Oh god, I remember that!

What a terrible bunch of people - and I can see why you're laughing your head off.

CandyLeBonBon · 12/12/2023 16:16

My exh is dealing with similar karma (I'm his only exW but similar hiding of assets now coming home to roost). Oh dear.

Popetthetreehugger · 12/12/2023 16:39

I can just see you with a mulled wine singing we wish you a merry Christmas 🤣🎄 and raising a glass to the toss pot 🍷

WeeOrcadian · 12/12/2023 16:42

This is the kind of post we need a 'like' button for

I love karma sometimes!!

TrashedSofa · 12/12/2023 16:43

You'd BU not to.

adorablecat · 12/12/2023 17:00

😂You would hardly be human if you didn't.

BringMeTea · 12/12/2023 17:10

😂😎🍻

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 18:07

CandyLeBonBon · 12/12/2023 16:16

My exh is dealing with similar karma (I'm his only exW but similar hiding of assets now coming home to roost). Oh dear.

yay for the karma biting your ex as well!

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BitOutOfPractice · 12/12/2023 18:14

Are you entitled to anything off him op?

Redlarge · 12/12/2023 18:21

Fabulous

YetMoreNewBeginnings · 12/12/2023 18:26

BitOutOfPractice · 12/12/2023 18:14

Are you entitled to anything off him op?

No. We were never married, were over many years ago and my girls are in their twenties.

It doesn’t impact me in the slightest. It’s just funny 😂

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BitOutOfPractice · 12/12/2023 18:27

Oh yes, it’s funny alright.

it was just a thought that maybe you could compound his discomfort further.

Starseeking · 12/12/2023 18:34

Love it!