to dig a pit and disguise it with twigs and branches and wait for people to walk along and fall into the pit, and then leap out and throw things at them?

[Boco]

And to think that the people who fall into my pit are too silly and they deserve to fall into my pit and have rotten vegetables thrown at them?

Lol, no I want to be top right with the sticky out chin, I actually do that face when cross.

Oh can I add my husband's work because they are twunts - you know who you are...

Bumper I think you're going to have to get a JCB and assist the dig party, some of those shops are really large!!

DOWN WITH CRUELTY TO TWIGS!

While you're in the pit twig, we will all sing you birthday songs and you can have a party bag with some vegetables in.

oh fuck off you twats

I don't want to go to her bday party, it is in the pit. Roger can hold her hand.

Want some dung to lob in the pit...
snurk