to dig a pit and disguise it with twigs and branches and wait for people to walk along and fall into the pit, and then leap out and throw things at them?

[Boco]

And to think that the people who fall into my pit are too silly and they deserve to fall into my pit and have rotten vegetables thrown at them?

m not n - I was laughing too hard to hit the right key

yabu- i do this on regular basis and they love it

I am a member of Pit Dwellers Anoymous lollipopmother so I would welcome such a post.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

Hello?

Anyone?

Skippy! Go for help!

I don't want anyone to shit themselves. I just want to dig a pit and disguise it with twigs adn leaves. I have a short list of people I want to fall in and be pelted. Well, a long list. These include

GP
GP receptionist
3 people at the mortgage dept of royal bank of scotland.
someone at the nhs appointment booking team
the headteacher of primary school
the secretary
2 charity fundraisers
the man up the road with the big van who parks it on the pavement.
roger the driving instructor
the lady in the cafe who hates children.

It's going to be a really really big pit.

Boco, are you not having a good day?

Reasonable - Skippy is unavailable to take your call right now, please leave a message! You're screwed now my lovely!!

do you have a 12 step pit programme.is rehabilitation being able to walk by a pot hole

I'm not sure there's space down here Boco - can you organise a tasteful extension to said pit? HerReasonableness - sorry Skippy has gone in the soup. Is Lassie dead?

I'm not doing well on the programme - hence predicament in pit...

I've tied Lassie to the kangaroo and the dolphin, and ...gentle ben, they're all out of action.

phew!im not on da list

Lassie? Are you there, Lassie?

Hey Boco, are you taking driving lessons?! Hurrah! (lapin here)

someone need help getting out of a pit?

Where's Spiderman when you need him eh!!

Ooooh!

photo of Boco's pit once squonk has pmsl in it

So glad you're peeling the fruit. Pesticides can be dangerous.

Doesn't matter where Spiderman is, Flash will do! (flash bastard swooping in to save the day!!)

(well, I did want to go a while ago.....)

Thanks Flash but I have decided I have ishooos with life outside pits and I'm staying here with Boco's undesirables.

is it pit or an abyss?is the detention indefinite or is there scope for parole?

Keepcalm - Do you know who that bloke is with the fish? Absolute classic picture, cheesy-grins-r-us!

Do all these people walk past one place or will you have to dig lots of pits?

I think you might have to get a bit more sophisticated about this and issue invitations so that they all turn up at a spooky castle unaware that they have any link to each other. Then just pick them off one-by-one at your leisure.

anyone seen a tall guy?

About this tall? Underpants outside his keks?