to dig a pit and disguise it with twigs and branches and wait for people to walk along and fall into the pit, and then leap out and throw things at them?

[Boco]

And to think that the people who fall into my pit are too silly and they deserve to fall into my pit and have rotten vegetables thrown at them?

That pit is quite good size wise, bit it would be hard to cover it with twigs and leaves.

Lapin, Roger the driving instructor is my old instructor who wanted to hold hands. I've had 2 lessons with a nice new one and he's not a pervert and he doesn't shout, so he is good and he can stay out of the pit.

It is quite nice of me to peel isn't it?

Boco, what a great idea. I think you should put a table at the bottom of the pit with party hats and sausages on sticks!

bran is an evil genius. I might have to keep you in a pit and milk you of evil plans.

(ew that sounds a bit pervoid doesn't it)

Hello, I need some company in here - send down the Wankery, will ya?

lollipopmother - he would be the reason I emigrated from Alaska. Troubled teenage romance, ending in tugboat-of-love hell, you know how it is...

dinae boter wi all the flash blokes you need a mature capeable superhero

It's kinder than my frequent Run Amok With An Uzi fantasy.

keepcalmandcarryon there are some lovely posters with your name on that i've been wanting for ages, have you seen them?

Can I be the one who scampers round it shouting "help help a horrible heffalump! Hof hoff, a herrible hellarump! Holl holl, a heffable horrorlump!"?

Pleeease, I'd be SO good at that bit.

at Boco

You have to make sure that you pick them off in an appropriate manner, related to how they have annoyed you. So van man will have his van parked on his chest for instance. GP receptionist will be kept waiting on phone line until she dies of dehyration.

I'm waiting for Lord Flashheart to save me

boco - poster is cheapest and best from here

chant as mantra when faced with enemies/DC's

Keepcalm - so are you together? With the fish?!

Roger could be sentenced to hundreds of hours teaching Jade Goody to drive

No, I got to keep the fish in the settlement.

Something unpleasant involving the gear stick?

Phew.

By Bran's scheme I thought Roger might have to be rogered to death.

I like that idea Bran.

But may have to just use MI's uzi idea on the Royal Bank of Scotland people. And the GP i will randomly refer to the wrong place just to complicate things. I'll refer him to Bran. The lady in the cafe I'll glare at whenever she moves and shriek, 'don't TOUCH anything!' Roger the driving instructor, i'll put him in a very stressful situation (the pit) and make him hold hands with you lot.

Death by SnooSnoo!

keepcalm there's somewhere else i've seen it where it comes in a nice duckegg blue. And they do postcards too.

Here you are Boco

There is some GREAT stuff on this site

• that's the one Lapin!

And postcards

I am definitely ordering some of those!

will you offer refreshment's and nibbles you don't the detainees starving o do you?