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Original poster

... to want to prick holes in our condoms?

38 replies

ghosty · 13/03/2008 12:09

These namechanging MNers who are all getting pregnant are making me broody and I am contemplating pricking holes in the condoms (DH doesn't want any more but I am sure if an 'accident' happened he would be ok with it really)
OMG ...
What am I saying?
Someone talk some sense into me Please ...

I am sure it is because I have just turned 38 and I am terrified of the big 40 just round the corner ...
Help

OP posts:
PrincessPeaHead · 13/03/2008 12:10

gwan gwan gwan gwan ghosty
you know you want to
have another little phantom

hehehehehehehe

NAB3wishesfor2008 · 13/03/2008 12:10

YABU

Don't do it.

It would come out eventually and your DH would never trust you again.

If you really want a baby talk to DH. If you had a baby would you want another one?

Don't do it!!

Beauregard · 13/03/2008 12:11
Original poster
ghosty · 13/03/2008 12:14

Right then, so the general consensus is .... .... ?
PPH says yes
Nab3 says no ...

I have a week to get over this - DH is going away tomorrow on business for a week ...

OP posts:
theBOD · 13/03/2008 12:17

this is why all women = evil

Baffy · 13/03/2008 12:19

YANBU to want to do it

Y (would be VERY) U to actually do it

Original poster
ghosty · 13/03/2008 12:21

Thank you baffy ... I WANT to do it is different from ACTUALLY doing it ...

But I could do it ....

OP posts:
blueshoes · 13/03/2008 12:22

Slap

scorpio1 · 13/03/2008 12:23

NO!!!

Baffy · 13/03/2008 12:24

You could

FAQ · 13/03/2008 12:25

but you won't

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 12:26

I would.

But Im naughty.

FioFio · 13/03/2008 12:27

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Original poster
ghosty · 13/03/2008 12:30

Is no one going to do anything about this physical abuse I am getting?

[whinge]

OP posts:
PrincessPeaHead · 13/03/2008 12:32

well if we are going to be SENSIBLE (sigh) then I'd say if you want another tell DH that you want another and see if you can reach an agreement

but it is boring being sensible
go for the pins!

ibelieveindreaming · 13/03/2008 12:36

Don't do it, if you do it YAB(very)U.

Heifer · 13/03/2008 12:37

Maybe you had better use knitting needles just to make sure....

disclaimer: in no way does Heifer think this is actually a good idea and should NOT be attempted at home...

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 12:39

Do some research into the shittiest, most unreliable brand of condoms, then stock up on them.

Then its not your fault if they split is it?

sparklyfairypie · 13/03/2008 12:40

lol what if he goes to put said condom in bin and notices spunk pouring out it like a collander?

jasper · 13/03/2008 12:58

you cannot be serious.

what if the woman did not want to get pregnant and the man pricked holes in condoms?

This is a joke, right?

bundle · 13/03/2008 13:00

agree with jasper

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 13:02

yes, you are being unreasonable.

god, who wants to be 40 and pregnant!?

TooPanickyToThinkOfNewName · 13/03/2008 13:04

ghosty...don't do it

But DO talk to DH and try to persuade him!

NAB3wishesfor2008 · 13/03/2008 13:10

Don't do it

musicgirl · 13/03/2008 16:13

I don't think you'll find getting pregnant is that easy, I wish it was.