... to want to prick holes in our condoms?

[ghosty]

These namechanging MNers who are all getting pregnant are making me broody and I am contemplating pricking holes in the condoms (DH doesn't want any more but I am sure if an 'accident' happened he would be ok with it really)
OMG ...
What am I saying?
Someone talk some sense into me Please ...

I am sure it is because I have just turned 38 and I am terrified of the big 40 just round the corner ...
Help

Ok lady!...you know you are sounding like a Footballer's Wives plot right? ..have you forgotten the swollen bits,crying,puking? and thats just the DH..lol

PMSL ruby that is so funny.

Thebod get over yourself you prick.

Ruby ... I like it ... it would be a simple solution ...

I don't want to plan another baby ... don't want to make that decision ...

But if we could just have a little weeny accident ... then it would just be a "faite accomplis" wouldn't it?
Only a couple of teeny pricks ... ? No?

(for Jaspar - )

Well if he would be OK with an accident, definitely!

My friend's husband divorced her on the grounds that she had a baby he hadn't agreed to. Those weren't the legal grounds of course, just what he told her.

i wouldnt do it a year ago i got broody and dh said definatly not and i did give a tiny thought to an "accident" but didnt want to bring a baby into the world with us rowing and two months ago dh changed his mind and begged me to start ttc!so im really glad i waited for us both to want it as it will be lovely to tell dh when i do get pregnant instead of being terrified he will go mad

i like ruby's idea then if that fails discuss it with him.

I think it would be better to just cut the top off the condom for ultimate chance of success.

Ghosty I understand. I've been there, oh yes...

No, not holes in johnnies but I waited till ex dp was very, very drunk (well he always was especially when he was sleeping with me ) and took out my diaphragm a bit sooner than you're meant to...and later I didn't tell him I wasn't wearing it at all. But he didn't ask.
He was often taking risks.

However I did get Pg and I told him I had taken a risk and he nver forgave me...he hasn't seen his son for nearly 4 years now.

I did it cos I was angry and desperate - he was using me big time, had been for a few years, it was intense and complicated...anyway I wish I hadn't done that. Or maybe wish I hadn't told him I had

You have a lot to lose. I know you're only kidding but I have sat there plotting in an evil way before and it was just so wrong, strangely easy to slip into actually doing it.

This is just for those who might be in a similar situation as you are a good girl aren't you

On the other hand, my mother said she was a bit 'careless' when she got pg with us both! But dad wasn't the type to leave although he wasn't too pleased!

Nooooooo! Don't do it! For all the reasons suggested on this thread and about a billion mpre - it is the wrong thing to do.