Typing with one eye closed to counteract double vision. So dehydrated that my boobs seem to have changed shape, DH is being an absolute fucking sadist and dragging his heels with the hash browns and sprite from McDonald’s. DS, as usual, is being an absolute gem and has fixed himself some crumpets and is down a Minecraft rabbit hole. Do I attempt the shower? Should I have a beer? Technically I’m off the hook today as all the laundry and arbitrary household tasks were completed Friday on my day off, I could just lay here and fester all day… what should I watch?