To play AIBU F.R.I.E.N.D.S version?

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I’ll start super easy: My best friend plays guitar. She’s absolutely awful but thinks she’s great and is now insisting on playing at my wedding. Should I tell her she’s awful or let her play?

Say who I am then post your own AIBU…

Parker!

My DS brought his new girlfriend over for dinner - she vomited in the closet, and somehow I’m the bad guy. AIBU?

Bitzy

AIBU for wanting to make the coffees Irish? I would make them Belgian, but the waffles won't fit in the flask.

I asked my fiancé’s sister to pick up my wedding dress for me and keep it at her apartment. She ended up wearing it all the time, even while doing the dishes. Then she invited her mates over to wear their own wedding dresses and drink beer with her, AIBU?

Emily.

AIBU for stealing taking packs of Sweet ‘n Low from wherever I can whenever I can? You never know when you might need them…

Emily
AIBU for being tempted by my ex?
I thought I'd be with my boyfriend for ever, just recently he's been acting like a complete jerk, I feel I no longer know him.
My ex has now told me he wants to be with me I'm so confused.

Monica!
AIBU for giving up a career as a lawyer to be a pianist and changing my name to Crap Bag?

Monica and Ross nanna!

AIBU to take a job in another country?

Rachel!

AIBU to fire my personal trainer? She tried to make me run on a Sunday.

Mike!

AIBU for being a dehydrating maniac?

Eddie

My friend got stung by a jellyfish and she was in so much pain. AIBU to pee on her leg?

Joey and Chandler!
My girlfriend's Dad hates me. AIBU to blackmail him with knowledge of his silly dancing?

Love Phoebe.

Ross!

I am in love with someone who comes into my place of work and I've just found out that her boyfriend slept with someone else when they had a fight, he thinks they were on a break, she thinks it's cheating. AIBU to tell her? I hate him anyway, she should be mine!

Gunther

My friends child goes to school with the child of a famous singer. AIBU to pretend to be the mum of my friends child to try to get tickets to see this singer in concert?

Phoebe !
My friends snooping around have discovered some incredibly embarrassing things at the back of my closet. I'm absolutely mortified, they won't believe me that I was looking after them for my flatmate.

Fun Bobby! Turns out he was fun for a reason.....

AIBU to forgive my boyfriend when he changed his locks just after he'd given me a key? I mean sure his ex is pregnant and he was really weird about our joint Christmas card; but this is all normal stuff right? I'm still his priority even if he leaves me at the cinema to go check on the his ex.

AIBU to forgive my boyfriend when he changed his locks just after he'd given me a key? I mean sure his ex is pregnant and he was really weird about our joint Christmas card; but this is all normal stuff right? I'm still his priority even if he leaves me at the cinema to go check on the his ex.

Mona

I wrote my ex a letter (18 pages front and back) explaining how I felt about our relationship and to ask him an important question before we got back together. AIBU unreasonable to be annoyed that he didn’t actually read it all and to think 18 pages front and back wasn’t too much?

@ThatHeSaidSheSaid : Rachel

AIBU? I wrote a cheque for a not so cheap piece of sports equipment for an endeavour that I'm about to set out on and my then waitress girlfriend thought it was for some very meaningful jewellery (i.e. an engagement ring). I didn't think we were at that stage in our relationship yet. She was very disappointed when I didn't pop the question and completely got the wrong end of the stick. Should I go out and get her a ring too?

AIBU? I wrote a cheque for a not so cheap piece of sports equipment for an endeavour that I'm about to set out on and my then waitress girlfriend thought it was for some very meaningful jewellery (i.e. an engagement ring). I didn't think we were at that stage in our relationship yet. She was very disappointed when I didn't pop the question and completely got the wrong end of the stick. Should I go out and get her a ring too?

Pete

I don’t want to pay for delivery of my new couch, as the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch itself. AIBU to think it can’t be too difficult to get a couch up a few stairs and into my apartment with the help of friends?

@ThatHeSaidSheSaid - Ross

I believe that if you pivot as you go up the stairs, you'll have no problems whatsoever. You're welcome 😉

I ended up kissing one of my mates sisters when I was drunk, AIBU not to remember which one?

I'm a woman in a ltr with another woman. She is divorced but expecting her ex husband's baby. He will be part of the child's life which is fine but he also wants the baby to have his surname double barreled with hers. We want the baby to have mine and her surname and his not to be a part of it. Aibu?

Forgot to answer

Joey

Susan

I've been offered a new job in Minsk. AIBU to leave the love of my life behind? Maybe she will wait for me?

David.

My cousin came onto me when I was visiting for the weekend. AIBU to be completely grossed out?