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Really fucking stupid things people do… can this be topped?!

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wbagnlw · 14/09/2023 21:57

Writing a review of a product…

’haven’t used it yet because I got it for my cousin’s birthday and she hasn’t opened it.

why write the review then?! Are people genuinely that stupid?

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housethatbuiltme · 17/09/2023 10:26

Dogon · 17/09/2023 06:15

Also, the reviews that are rated 1 star because the delivery company failed to deliver, or something like that. 1 star because it didn't turn up etc. It's a review of the product, not the service!!

I disagree, I tend to look for a review of the SERVICE... lots of things are market places now and have scammers.

If theres 8 reviews and 5 says it never arrived thats far more important than what the other 3 say.

ScottBakula · 17/09/2023 11:40

LuciaPillson · 17/09/2023 07:24

"As the first tinges of autumn hit our shores, I found myself bundled up against a crisp breeze, teeth a-gleam, perfect breasts nestled in pumpkin cashmere, my mind filled with an aching reminiscence of swedes and parsnip; memories of forcing soup upon hungover flatmates at uni, who gave me an opportunity to observe that the soup, later, looked much the same coming out as it had going in.... I saw myself yet again in after years holding my famous soup parties in which happy, happy guests partook of my velvety, sinuous concoctions coupled with a just-right glass of smoky Pouilly-Fumé. Even the humble act of peeling a root vegetable can be a sensuously tactile reminder of the cyclical rite of the seasons (don't worry though, no need to do the whole heap, you can get the maid to finish up). Finally, here on my foodie-blog Carilla's Cutest Culinary Creations, I can share with YOU my special reader, how to make sweet parsnip magic, compelling swede passion, that will transform your friendless, unjoyous existence and bring the soup-thirsty masses to your door." (etc.)

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This was very well wrote , ⭐⭐⭐⭐, I would of giving it 5 stars but the writer did not use the word unctuous so I can not tell if i would like the soup .

😁😂😂

Slowlylosingmymind101 · 17/09/2023 11:56

Sometimes I wander how civilization and human kind has made it to the year 2023.

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 17/09/2023 22:43

Called John Lewis to chase up an order, had to confirm name, address and phone number. Fine.
I asked about a different order and she asked me to confirm the above again.
Literally same call, same person.
Next day, turns out not sorted, so called again and of course no record of my 25 minute call the day before and nothing actioned.

Third time's the charm I thought....so three days of chasing up the same thing and having to confirm my identity twice each time......

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 18/09/2023 04:19

Talking of reviews, Somone posted on the John Lewis website about their extandable clothes drier that it was miniature and not fit for purpose.
She had the photo of it next to a regular household item to compare size and prove her point.
It's meant for small storage spaces and says both on the site and packaging that it's extendable. All she had to do was ypu know, exrend it! Shame you can't post replies to point it out.

CanadianJohn · 18/09/2023 04:31

Some years ago, I had to send someone a postal money order, which I bought at the local post office. It turned out, I didn't need to send the money order.

So, I went back to the post office, the same clerk, and asked if I could get a refund, or something. She said that the easiest thing to do was just to make out the money order to myself, and then she could cash it.

Okay, so I borrowed her pen, made out the money order to myself, and ... now you have to sign it, she said. So I did that.

Then she asked me for i.d. Why? So she could verify I was the person the money order was made out to. I protested that she had just seen me print my own name on the money order, at her instruction, and sign it.

"But how do I know it's you", she said. Good thing I used my own name, eh.

budgetingnovice1993 · 18/09/2023 05:29

@Nutterjacks I didn't understand your pair. Once you left a review that triggered a refund? Couldn't you show EBay the item had been delivered?

user1497207191 · 18/09/2023 10:35

CanadianJohn · 18/09/2023 04:31

Some years ago, I had to send someone a postal money order, which I bought at the local post office. It turned out, I didn't need to send the money order.

So, I went back to the post office, the same clerk, and asked if I could get a refund, or something. She said that the easiest thing to do was just to make out the money order to myself, and then she could cash it.

Okay, so I borrowed her pen, made out the money order to myself, and ... now you have to sign it, she said. So I did that.

Then she asked me for i.d. Why? So she could verify I was the person the money order was made out to. I protested that she had just seen me print my own name on the money order, at her instruction, and sign it.

"But how do I know it's you", she said. Good thing I used my own name, eh.

That's almost certainly a requirement of their system though, not the person being stupid. Their system probably has a tick box for ID, with a drop down box to select what kind of ID has been seen, some even require input of the reference number from the document. All financial services are now heavily regulated/policed, so they may have been disciplined (or even prosecuted) if the transaction turned out to be fraudulent, or the system may not have allowed them to proceed (i.e. open the till drawer) until the boxes had been completed. What seems innocent to you, may well be replicated by criminal gangs, i.e. with stolen blank postal orders, etc.

SavBlancTonight · 18/09/2023 11:00

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 17/09/2023 22:43

Called John Lewis to chase up an order, had to confirm name, address and phone number. Fine.
I asked about a different order and she asked me to confirm the above again.
Literally same call, same person.
Next day, turns out not sorted, so called again and of course no record of my 25 minute call the day before and nothing actioned.

Third time's the charm I thought....so three days of chasing up the same thing and having to confirm my identity twice each time......

I think this is because they have to input the security questions in order to access the order info.

I keep having similar ridiculous questions with the company managing our house insurance claim for subsidence. They ring me to book an appointment but we have to go through security every time, tedious but fine. The questions are a randomised set of questions based on the data they hold on me. It's always amusing when one of the questions they ask me is, "what is your phone number"... having just called me, on the exact number they're now asking me for!

GingerIsBest · 18/09/2023 11:01

CanadianJohn · 18/09/2023 04:31

Some years ago, I had to send someone a postal money order, which I bought at the local post office. It turned out, I didn't need to send the money order.

So, I went back to the post office, the same clerk, and asked if I could get a refund, or something. She said that the easiest thing to do was just to make out the money order to myself, and then she could cash it.

Okay, so I borrowed her pen, made out the money order to myself, and ... now you have to sign it, she said. So I did that.

Then she asked me for i.d. Why? So she could verify I was the person the money order was made out to. I protested that she had just seen me print my own name on the money order, at her instruction, and sign it.

"But how do I know it's you", she said. Good thing I used my own name, eh.

You wrote your name etc, sure, but how does she know that the name you're rwriting down IS in fact you? It doesn't seem weird to ask for ID int hat situation. And I imagine she has to confirm she's seen it, or even take a copy?

boromu222 · 18/09/2023 11:05

Angryappendix · 14/09/2023 22:05

Arghhh since becoming parent, the amount of 5 star reviews I have seen from grandparents saying things like below drives me mad!

”brought for my new grandson as a gift but hasn’t used it yet”

Especially as they nearly always say brought instead of bought! Why is this so widespread an error now? It's not at all the same word.

Nutterjacks · 18/09/2023 11:08

budgetingnovice1993 · 18/09/2023 05:29

@Nutterjacks I didn't understand your pair. Once you left a review that triggered a refund? Couldn't you show EBay the item had been delivered?

I did show eBay tracking evidence of delivery, but he still said he hadn't received it. It was about ten years ago, before the photo evidence thing started.

user1497207191 · 18/09/2023 11:37

SavBlancTonight · 18/09/2023 11:00

I think this is because they have to input the security questions in order to access the order info.

I keep having similar ridiculous questions with the company managing our house insurance claim for subsidence. They ring me to book an appointment but we have to go through security every time, tedious but fine. The questions are a randomised set of questions based on the data they hold on me. It's always amusing when one of the questions they ask me is, "what is your phone number"... having just called me, on the exact number they're now asking me for!

Nail on the head. They don't have any choice/discretion. The computer will keep asking questions and they need to be answered. It's not as if the phone operator will have open/unfettered access to the company database - there'll be all kinds of controls, etc., that they'll have no choice but to go through to get from one area/screen to another. In many cases, the phone operator will have virtually the same screens as you do by logging into your own computer - they "may" have slightly more permissions and functions, but usually not much, if any.

The thing is that people will try to abuse the system, whether customers phoning in, or even staff, so controls need to be in place. You could say you don't need to go through security if, say, you're phoning your bank to ask for a copy statement to be sent, or for a paying in slip book, as they're not security risk tasks, but if the operator logs in and does that without checking you out, it'd be easy for them to get suckered in to confirming your balance etc if there weren't controls, so it's safer to have to go through security before they can access anything, so at least they know it's "you". Also, you don't really want random customer service staff being able to log in to someone's bank account just for nosiness or even worse, to steal money, etc., so they aren't given access without the customer giving the security details to them.

At the end of the day, they don't have access to the data, until you give them your security details which is what grants them the access.

Raffles76 · 18/09/2023 22:39

Yes!! I ALWAYS think this! Or when someone asks a product question on Amazon and a person replies saying “I’m not sure I’m afraid”. They weren’t talking directly to you!

SpottedTailQuoll · 19/09/2023 03:44

meatbaseddessert · 15/09/2023 11:01

Facebook selling ads where the poster has included their own bloody name under 'title' ie the description of this that is being sold.

Today we had a chair called 'Mrs Spencer'

Frank's wife Betty? (And here I thought she was a fictional character! I'm gobsmacked!)

DreamTheMoors · 19/09/2023 04:00

Amazon reviews.

”I’ve only used this for two days so I really can’t tell but so far it’s nice.”

🤬

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 19/09/2023 20:50

Some systems have your info on the computer once you give the order number. They are looking at your info and just want you to confirm it.
I mentioned J.L as I feel with them a lot through work and on a different time, the lady started to ask the same questions for a different order then quickly said oh don't worry, it's all the same.

DdraigGoch · 20/09/2023 00:49

AliOlis · 15/09/2023 12:03

To be fair, if there was a cafe halfway up it's not a completely outlandish assumption.

Halfway House certainly used to have toilets (subject to a charge if you weren't buying something).

Clarabellasingsthisbit · 20/09/2023 02:06

A friend's 4-year old twin daughters thought it would be fun to stick beads up each other's nostrils .Forty years on,it's a great anecdote😂

GrannyWeatherwaxsHatpin · 20/09/2023 15:09

@LuciaPillson I’ve seen so many blogs like that. To find the actual recipe you’ve got to wade though acres of prose, multiple ads and many many many pictures of a knife on a chopping board, peas tumbling from a bowl and such like. Drives me mad. WHERE IS THE SODDING RECIPE?

And on the FB groups…I got suspended from a local group after someone posted a story from the paper about the local market being taken over and gussied up. I commented that this was a good thing but was concerned the existing traders would be kicked out. The woman who posted replied huffily that she didn’t know why I was asking her, I replied that I wasn’t asking her, it was a general comment. She replied again to say she didn’t know what would happen to the traders and I should stop asking her. Then the admins suspended me!

This is in addition to the usual “Does ne1 no what day the bins r collected?” nonsense on other local groups. I’m so tempted to reply with a “Let Me Google That For You” link but I suspect that would get me another suspension.

Oh and I nearly forgot the colleague who used to reply to all spam emails - the dodgy viagra merchants, the “You’ve inherited a million pounds” ones, the lot - and ask them to take him off their mailing lists. Bless.

Shannon50 · 23/09/2023 19:07

This surprises me as well, and I see many which I will never understand. It just seems that when someone is asked to do something, regardless of whether it should be done or not.... most of the time they will.

PagingMrTomMorrow · 23/09/2023 20:31

We have so many ‘reply all’ idiots at work. I work for a huge organisation and occasionally someone will accidentally email the entire workforce, rather than whichever mailing list they intended.

This is a big enough problem itself, although it’s usually a glitch in the system, however thousands of us then have to contend with the many, many emails from people letting us know the email wasn’t for them. Then emails from people asking us not to use ‘reply all’, then more emails telling us all the email isn’t for them. Eventually it crashes the system and our entire mail system goes down.

I work with idiots!

asdfgasdfg · 25/09/2023 18:15

Worked in payroll for a local authority. The number of calls we'd get at the beginning of the school year " what's this deduction? R U sure I have to pay tax/NI/pension?" After we'd explained and hung up, colleagues would all look over and say "teacher?". Qualifications but no common sense

asdfgasdfg · 25/09/2023 18:17

Nearly every company you call now, whilst you're waiting to speak to a human "would you like to do a survey on the service we provided? We've sent it to your mobile, NO NO just employ enough people so I'm not not on hold for an hour

DdraigGoch · 25/09/2023 22:17

asdfgasdfg · 25/09/2023 18:17

Nearly every company you call now, whilst you're waiting to speak to a human "would you like to do a survey on the service we provided? We've sent it to your mobile, NO NO just employ enough people so I'm not not on hold for an hour

"Your call is important to us"
You could have fooled me

"We are currently experience higher call volumes than usual"
What's 'usual', then?

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