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To be amused rather than freaked out? (Woo!!)

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Elphame · 30/08/2023 15:10

Ok to get the mundane stuff out of the way

No one but DP and me have been in the house since Friday

We’ve lived here 20 years and are the only ones with keys. All spares are where they should be

We have 2 burglars alarms which we set when we go out. They have not been activated.

We have cctv camera front and rear covering all entrances to the house and garden. The only comings and goings recorded are DP and me.

We have 2 dogs

DP never plays practical jokes.

Now the mystery. My lovely heirloom grandfather clock stopped sometime since Monday night. I can’t say exactly when but I noticed this afternoon and asked DP to wind it.

5 minutes later he came into the kitchen looking rather pale and told me that the clock has stopped as the winding chains are missing. Both of them. They are some 8ft long with heavy weights on the ends and to remove them requires some dismantling of the clock as well as knowing how they are fixed.

They are not on the floor of the clock case. They have quite simply vanished.

We’ve gone from WTAF to freaked out, annoyed and now somewhat amused. Clearly something doesn’t like my clock!

I am totalling unable to come up with a rational explanation for this. There just isn’t one that either of us can come up with

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Nanaof1 · 03/09/2023 06:47

LuciaPillson · 02/09/2023 17:57

To be chanted whilst standing in front of the clock:

Dear ghost/s, I know not what to do,
And therefore I appeal to you:
My clock needs chains, my shoes need mended -
It's time that this whole farce was ended!
I'm tired of playing nicey-nicey;
New chains would be obscenely pricey,
The clock mender thinks we are bonkers,
So fuck this for a game of conkers!
I'm asking nicely, as you see,
To please give back my chains to me,
I'll burn sage if you want me to,
Although I'm not the least bit woo.
Oh spooks and entities folklorical,
Phantoms and geists phantasmagorical,
Who haunt our houses, fields and lanes,
Please give me back my fecking chains!

Standing Ovation Nbc GIF by America's Got Talent

I certainly hope you are an author or in some type of writing field.
Your talent is amazing and SO much fun to read!

quitefranklyabsurd · 03/09/2023 09:43

Did reading the riot act work? Have they appeared???

Namechangedididittoo · 03/09/2023 13:45

Any update. Have the chains been found

ChocolateRaisin09 · 03/09/2023 14:24

Did anyone already suggest they broke and a dog buried them? 😂
I'm glad your ghosts don't play up too often op!

Elphame · 03/09/2023 15:09

I’m desperate enough to try that @LuciaPillson ! Had everyone staying last night looking for the chains, sceptics and believers alike!

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MysteryBelle · 03/09/2023 15:40

Nanaof1 · 03/09/2023 06:47

I certainly hope you are an author or in some type of writing field.
Your talent is amazing and SO much fun to read!

Agree! She is an excellent writer, very talented.

LuciaPillson · 03/09/2023 16:43

Thanks so much everyone, I can't find an embarrassed blushing emoji..... I'll have to use this little sweating person instead. 😅

Elphame you're going to have to lean into the woo now I fear! Sage and talking aloud to your house, it's the only way!

Takethefrickinhintalready · 10/09/2023 10:25

Any updates on Chaingate @Elphame ? 🙏

Elphame · 10/09/2023 10:46

As of yesterday no. I’m away from home mow until October. If they are not there when I get back I’ll be carrying out my threat.

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absolutelyalice · 11/09/2023 13:30

Please do keep us updated when you get home. I hope the glitch in your hallway matrix has repaired itsself by then but if somehow your standing clock is being ran by the papa mug and some crab sticks when you return i’d like to hear about that too.

Craftycorvid · 23/09/2023 18:56

Hopping on to ask…. Any updates, OP?

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Elphame · 23/09/2023 20:26

Away for another week….

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Confusedmeanderings · 23/09/2023 21:41

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Poppyhopscotch · 23/09/2023 22:13

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WhatAPalaverer · 23/09/2023 22:23

Most Anglican vicars will come over and do a house blessing if needed. Not an exorcism generally speaking. My relatives had several reported ghosts in their 17th century house (not remotely woo people) so got the vicar over. Can’t do any harm.

averylongtimeago · 26/09/2023 14:46

Waiting impatiently for next Saturday!

LadyEloise1 · 26/09/2023 15:14

averylongtimeago · 26/09/2023 14:46

Waiting impatiently for next Saturday!

You are not alone !

MamaLazerou · 01/10/2023 07:49

Any update OP….?

Elphame · 02/10/2023 22:04

Nothing exciting I'm afraid - still no chains! We got back late Friday and I've been flat out ever since. I don't normally take 3 weeks off and now I remember why!

I've ordered some new ones now as I don't want to wait 6 months for them to turn up

I'll be doing a major banishing and clearing ritual this week. Probably tomorrow.

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ZickZack · 02/10/2023 22:15

Still find it so bizarre that they just disappeared 🙈 I so want to know the logical explanation.
And if it were woo, how the hell was it able to carry them off? Aren't they too heavy for spirit world folk??

SurpriseItsMeHorseyNeighNeigh · 02/10/2023 23:41

Elphame · 02/10/2023 22:04

Nothing exciting I'm afraid - still no chains! We got back late Friday and I've been flat out ever since. I don't normally take 3 weeks off and now I remember why!

I've ordered some new ones now as I don't want to wait 6 months for them to turn up

I'll be doing a major banishing and clearing ritual this week. Probably tomorrow.

Have you tried buying really expensive replacement chains? I can guarantee that somehow your original chains will be back when you go to put the new ones.

(I haven't read the whole thread, but any chance you have a neighbour who can enter your house through a secret passage, a bold one who would hate your clock to the point of coming in and removing the chains/)

Craftycorvid · 03/10/2023 08:01

I like to think there are residents of the spirit realm sufficiently concerned about their image that they steal chains to rattle. ‘Well if that doesn’t scare them, I’m off to haunt somewhere else….’ <flounce> 😆

Catsmere · 03/10/2023 08:22

Craftycorvid · 03/10/2023 08:01

I like to think there are residents of the spirit realm sufficiently concerned about their image that they steal chains to rattle. ‘Well if that doesn’t scare them, I’m off to haunt somewhere else….’ <flounce> 😆

🤣🤣🤣

LadyEloise1 · 03/10/2023 09:31

Have you googled second hand chains and seen yours for sale? You could work backwards then figuring out how they got where they are now.

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