Wanking

[Krickley]

aibu or is this ok?

im 99% sure my DH had a wank on the sofa last night. I was in bed it was around midnight, my bedroom door was open. I heard what i thought was DH going i to the kitchen with keys but it was his belt jangling and i then heard him rip off lots of kitchen towel, clean himself up and zip trousers back up/do belt up. Yuk never heard him do that before but on the sofa??

he is so secretive with his phone. Idc if its porn but i do worry its more than that. He’s constantly texting and switched phone off if i walk into the room. I cannot get hold of his phone, he wouldn’t let me. Gives me side eye if hes texting to see if im looking. All makes me think something is going on. How can you tell if hes up to no good ?

OP didn't actually see wanking with her own eyes. She knows her DH but she needs to be sure if you go around accusing someone of wanking with kids around I mean it sounds unlikely that this is what was happening. If OP thought that and kids were in the house why didn't she go and look in the living room?

My friends exh often used to do this whilst he was in the bath.😫

Showers are where men famously ''Relieve themselves''...

Men actually need to ejaculate twice a week to lower risk of testicular cancer.

''Jingling of trousers''

I'm dying 🤣

Who did the data on that?

Lol probably a man yeah. But it's actually true.

"I cannot get hold of his phone"
Do you feel entitled to nose around like this?
Maybe being secretive is his reaction to your nosiness?

As for the sofa what does it matter- your bat like ears heard him cleaning up (or so you think...)

@oakleaffy 🤣🤣🤣 I think the responses have been light hearted and a good laugh. In all seriousness though perhaps OP isn't having sex with her DH? It's so intrusive I'd be mortified if my partner was in my personal space like this. It's not just something men do..
Women do it too.

Like others, the wanking is fine-ish. The secrets about the phone..... I ld wonder why, can't you ask him? Why are you so cagey about your phone? Lots of men share raunchy videos with each other, boob pics, he could be viewing raunchy pics from swingers sites, who knows