Would this annoy you if this was said to you?

[Lolololololl]

The guy I am seeing was telling me he won’t see me tonight and will be going out drinking unless ‘I give him a good enough reason to stay in’. With a wink emoji. This has annoyed me. Aibu?

‘Nah, you’re alright. I’ve made other plans 😁’

And then mute him for a few days. Or better still, don’t bother and just block and delete.

I am cringing for you if you think this is a clever reply.

Just ignore him
No reaction at all
Then go out yourself and find somebody nicer who's not a twat

Urg he just sounds a bit childish and cringy 🙈🙈

He sounds like a keeper!!!!

Urgh. Get rid of this idiot.

Yuck, this wouldn't do it for me at all.

When I was about 25 I had a 'boyfriend' who was a bit like this though. I didn't have much self worth at the time and so would go over and have sex with him in the hope that he would magically fall in love with me and stop being a twat. But what would happen was that we would have sex and then he would make an excuse to leave so he could go out with his mates. It didn't feel good, let me tell you.

Don't go out with a guy like this, he doesn't respect you and is just hoping you don't respect yourself either.

I would reply "give what to you? Did you leave something here?"

Then when he has to explain what he means just reply "oh, no thanks".

Nob.

YANBU X

'Come and give it to him!'?

I think I would turn up, ring the bell and smash a custard pie in his face when he answers the door with his trousers around his ankles.

Or hire a thirty stone dominatrix and send her round to sort the little worm out.

You can do so much better.

Now you know he's out tonight you can go round his house and spray weedkiller in huge letters on his lawn that spell out CUNT.

God! Tell him you can't see him anyway as you are busy washing your hair! CF.

“No thanks, had a better offer ☺️”
then block

no no no

@mistermagpie Urgh, same here - never again!

I can't believe he isn't even offering to come to you - you have to go to him like some x-rated Deliveroooo. Gross. And yes to pp, he will still go out without you after 2 pumps and squirt.

If you aren't ready to bin him off completely (you know you should, but it's not always easy), at least block or mute him tonight or you might be bombarded with seductive 'U Up?🍆🍆' texts and call around 2am.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Basically he’ll stay in for a shag

If You fancy a shag yes if not tell him to go out with his mates No drama

He's not a keeper is he?

Tbh given you weren't planning on meeting up (in which case this would be really shitty), this does sound like flirting to me. I don't think there's much harm in it, though it is taking me back to my years of dating young men and making me very grateful they are over!

Sounds like his teenage brother has got hold of his phone.. if not ... ltb

Cringe. In the bin

Cringe. In the bin

Eww so off putting.

Yuck. So basically all he wants from you is sex. Unless that is all you want too and you’re happy that he doesn’t see you as anything more than someone he can sleep with that would put me right off.