Jobbygate

[Firefightress1]

Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with your new boss, only 2 of us in the office, leaving a big jobby in the toilet every day sometimes twice a day and not making sure it flushes? I had to hold in the loo for 2 hours till I got home yesterday as it makes me boak! I made it clear I had been in the loo but didnt use the toilet so hopefully he goes next and sees it.. I've been double flushing for the last few weeks but let's say its not just a trace it's feckin disgusting

He puts the seat cover down! Who doesn't check it's flushed 😣

Wait if there's no cleaners then who cleans the toilet?

^^ this. Can you determine if he’s actually flushing and it’s not going down or if he’s deliberately leaving it? Is it possible to hear it being flushed?

I don't think hrs deliberately leaving it to be honest but he doesnt checked its flushed

This is exactly what I would do. I'm sorry but I don't believe he doesn't know its still in the loo.

Yeah but do you actually know for sure. Bobby the Jobby may have some weird fetish - nothing would surprise me about men!

Come on, don't put up with this pish! Next time u go to the loo & he's left his jobby, you say something.
"Dave I am bloody fed up with you leaving a jobby in the loo, go and sort it". Every single time, make him take care of it.
Dirty bastard.

I might use it as my get out clause for my probation when I hopefully find something else. Room for negotiation 🤔 it's not working out for me, you keep leaving disgusting shit in the toilet so I have to go
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My mother in law used to work in retail (women’s fashion) and she had a phantom pooper who would leave massive jobbies in the changing cubicles. People are gross.

I heard a comedian saying he was “going for a Margot” (robbie) last week 😂😂😂😂

Yuk, best case scenario he's just a dirty bastard, worst case he gets off on it - anyone remember the thread about someone who had a bloke coming in her workplace every day to have a shit, some kind of weird fetish thing I suppose. Blokes can be disgusting. But yes, OP, you need to say something, no matter how awkward you feel.

😂👍

I seem to recall she was signed off sick for ages after, so I think it was a mental health situation (unsurprisingly)! But it was just so random, this totally unexpected middle-aged woman smearing poo all over the toilet cubicle. I feel so sorry for the people who had to clean it 😐 The library where I used to live had a phantom pooper in the stacks too. Just someone dropping a turd among the bookshelves. Most uncivilised.