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Original poster

to want to say something really nasty and slanderous and call it free speech...

60 replies

eleusis · 27/02/2008 12:15

Hotmail is shit. Plain and simple. Crap service. I have not been able to get on for a couple of days and it is well and truly pissing me off.

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JeremyVile · 27/02/2008 12:22

Hoover hoovers are shittily shite and not even close to being fit for purpose.
Their customer services are just one big loop of never altering verbatim statements and their engineers think part of their job is to proposition their clients. OK I cant speak for all the engineers but 2 out of 2 aint bad

I feel cleansed.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:25

People are selfish shits. Especially middle class people living in terraced houses. They only care about number one.

I feel a little better.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:28

If you use a sunbed you are thick.

If you work in a sunbed shop you are even thicker.

sherby · 27/02/2008 12:29

Bus drivers are grumpy

Tortington · 27/02/2008 12:30

am liking this thread.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:30

I have missed the point of the thread but I just fancied a rant.

Tortington · 27/02/2008 12:30

london bus drivers are ean and horrible

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:33

Property developers are the devils children.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:33

If you work for the council you have a fondness for cardigans and slippers.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:35

If you order a veggie box you do it because you think you are middle class.

LadyOfWaffle · 27/02/2008 12:35

When I say 'pants' I thought I was being all controversial and cool. It's really stepped up a gear!

naturalblonde · 27/02/2008 12:35

I drive buses and I'm not mean and horrible or grumpy. I help old ladies with their shopping and fold buggies and wait for people to sit down before driving off.

But I know some that are not so nice...

I think Virgin media is crap though.

princessosyth · 27/02/2008 12:35

If you grow your own veggies you are middle class.

MoreSpamThanGlam · 27/02/2008 12:41

People that dont say thank you when they use the zebra crossing and think its their right should be put in the stocks

Call centres that ask if they can POP you on hold and then do it without waiting for an answer get on my tits

Mothers that park on the school zigzags and face forward ignoring your glares because they dont want to mix with the other low life mothers should be lynched

People that dont pick up their dogs poo (rany rant)

Kids that are mean to my kids because they dont have the latest trainers (rant rant)

George Bush (rant rant)

Mugabe (rant rant)

AND!!!!

Realx....

Thanks for that

OrmIrian · 27/02/2008 12:43

Well phew princessosyth! I was worried there as I live in a terraced house and have been accused to being mc... but tis ok. I dont grow my own veg. Apart from herbs in pots...

Original poster
eleusis · 27/02/2008 12:47

erm... the idea was to slag off companies whose products are shit, not people who might take offense to your rant.

For example:

The NHS sucks.

But NOT:
Cardiologists are smelly.

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iwouldgoouttonight · 27/02/2008 12:54

LOL at smelly cardiologists!

You're right - Hotmail is shit. Change to Googlemail - that's great!

Microsoft is shit too. I hate PowerPoint.

sherby · 27/02/2008 12:58

Ok um

*** Borough Council are money robbing bastards

Virgin Media is indeed shit

Nestle are complete fuckers

PatsyCline · 27/02/2008 13:14

Diamond Insurance are not woman friendly at all - they are evil - but I have defeated them!

YouKnowNothingOfTheCrunch · 27/02/2008 13:27

NPower are bastards - utter, utter bastards; I cannot begin to express the bastardliness of their bastartude.

Tesco can't fucking read simple instructions.

BT are self-important wankers.

Hoover washing machine makers - those who actually designed the bloody thing so you cannot clean the filter without taking the whole thing apart - deserve to wallow in their own filth for all eternity. (Was that one a bit too specific eleusis?)

All better

QueenMeabhOfConnaught · 27/02/2008 13:38

Oh, yes - I'm voting for Npower and Virgin Media to to be spewed upon with unspeakable filth with a force matched only by the launch of the Space Shuttle.

I'll think of some more in a minute..........

oops · 27/02/2008 13:39

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peanutbear · 27/02/2008 13:41

MOthers at schools and nurserys that stand in a gaggle and won't talk to any new people and make them feel like they are back at school

Are just BAST*ards

QueenMeabhOfConnaught · 27/02/2008 13:41

Aha - First Direct - the world's most recommended bank or whatever their stupid advertising line is - "you are too stupid to send me a cheque book without being asked 50 million times - how dumb does that make you?"

theyoungvisiter · 27/02/2008 13:41

I couldn't type out what I think about talktalk. It is so offensive it would make your monitor start to singe slightly and I would be carted off by the MN police.