What ad(gender) are you?

[Failingatthemoment]

Im a female woman without a penis. Hats how i identify. What about you?

You identify as hats?

OMG - total fail!!!

Are you a bowler hat or a fedora?

I identify as a Panama hat with a red paisley band.

I'm a beanie 😀

This is more entertaining then i envisioned - hilarious!

I'm a top hat, myself.

I'm a pair of clogs that identifies as a beret.

I identify more as earmuffs than hats.

I'm really a baseball cap but I identify as a top hat...

I'm a headstrong headscarf

Aliceband here. Occasionally claim I'm a tiara.

A proud Vivienne Westwood 'Mountain' hat.

With Jamiroquai tendencies.

Pharrell Williams nicked my identity.

I'm a mob cap when in a crowd but a fascinator one-to-one.

Pure bobble.

Well this is hilarious without meaning to be!

Hmmm I think I’m a fascinator/Alice band/twirlythingthatidontknowhattheyrecalled kinda gal 👒

Ok. I made an epic fail by typing hats instead of what's. But this us unexpectedly hilarious!

Dark blue beret here. Raspberry would definitely not suit me.

I'm a woman, I don't have a penis because I'm a woman. I also like hats 🤠

Very wide-brimmed straw hat with flowers stuck around it

Woman.

Not once ever had to state it tho. Pretty obvious I guess.

I'm a beret who sometimes thinks I'm a bowler. I'm totally confused, poor me.

Having or not having a penis does not make one a woman. A man without a penis is still a man.
Much like a hat worn on a foot is still a hat.

Usually a tiara, occasionally a Cincinnati Reds baseball cap.

I dont identify as a hat
I dont believe in hats as a gender