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What ad(gender) are you?

54 replies

Failingatthemoment · 29/07/2023 23:35

Im a female woman without a penis. Hats how i identify. What about you?

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Whattosay81 · 30/07/2023 00:25

I’m a woman and identify as a velvet green turban with a big Ruby brooch on the front with a feather.

Hawkins0001 · 30/07/2023 00:27

An original biological non modified male. With the psychological mindset of being a male.

EmmrT · 30/07/2023 00:30

Sports cap, with sunglasses.

AutisticLegoLover · 30/07/2023 00:36

I'm a Stetson when I'm dancing in my kitchen and a bobble hat most of the rest of the time. On hot sunny days I might be a bucket hat. I like hats.

GrumpyPanda · 30/07/2023 00:37

Pussyhat. No wait - we've been told those are naughty, Munro Bergdorf told us so. So I guess that should be a p....hat instead, or will that look too odd?

Quisto · 30/07/2023 00:51

I am headgear fluid. On Monday to Wednesday I'm bicorn and Thursday to Sunday I'm a Cocked hat. But always a woman. 😁

GrumpyOldCrone · 30/07/2023 00:56

I’m a cloche. It’s pretty obvious just by looking at me.

DaughterOfEvening · 30/07/2023 01:11

Bonnet de douche.

Andylion · 30/07/2023 01:14

I”m a touque.

Tetchypants · 30/07/2023 01:18

I’m a slouchy beanie or a perky fedora, depending on my mood.

TriceratopsRocks · 30/07/2023 01:28

I'm a rather battered and worn cowboy hat - not very stylish, but very comfortable and practical.

OCaptain · 30/07/2023 01:36

Floppy.

Pocodaku · 30/07/2023 01:45

I’m hat-fluid. I was addressed as a beret, even though I screamed that I was in beanie-mode. Still shaking and crying!!

LunaTec · 30/07/2023 01:51

I'm a bucket hat with the agenda of deflecting rain and sun

WimbledonPimms · 30/07/2023 02:01

I'm one of the old fashioned women (those who don't have a penis) but quite partial to a tennis visor.

nocoolnamesleft · 30/07/2023 02:07

I'm a woman because biology. I don't really believe in wearing hats. I will occasionally wear a hood if it is pissing it down, or a straw hat if I'm somewhere with high UV levels. Does this make me ahat? Hatfluid?

GarlicGrace · 30/07/2023 04:39

AuntiesWoodenLeg · 29/07/2023 23:47

I'm a mob cap when in a crowd but a fascinator one-to-one.

😂 Clever!

I'm more of a Hoodie than a Hattie, and more about sex than gender.

Igmum · 30/07/2023 04:51

Always fancied being a Fedora myself but I'm probably a beanie.

Theraffarian · 30/07/2023 05:59

Well I’m female, a woman because DNA made me so , so I can’t change that and wouldn’t want to , because I can be any sort of woman I want , however I may also be a Fedora.

PixiesAreReal · 30/07/2023 06:11

Adult human female (I love my buff)

thatsn0tmyname · 30/07/2023 06:27

I'm a 1920s cloche hat except on Wednesdays when I identify as a beret. I find it makes me more interesting if I mix it up a bit and I do like to keep others on their toes.

UnfunnyJester · 30/07/2023 06:33

I identify as hatless with stunning swishy hair

FedUpMumof10YO · 30/07/2023 06:36

No Willy here. I don't like hats. Controversial I know.

Pottedpalm · 30/07/2023 06:37

I’m Old Hat

ChrisPPancake · 30/07/2023 06:37

I'm a snood I think. The chameleon of the hat world.