Deep fried butter on a stick is real... apparently, but you'll need to go to the US, apparently State Fairs are where they can be found.
I've worked hard not to discuss what I will and won't eat - after years of being fat and food shamed by a 'ooh no one could EVER need to eat THAT much' mother and a 'you don't need to eat that, fatso' father - it is quite hard with ARFID and insulin dependent diabetes, but with a combination of not eating around such people, and a bit of practice I think I've got it cracked!
It is all very well saying 'no one cares what you do/don't eat' but then you read threads here where fat people are always referred to as 'guzzling' and 'stuffing' and 'cramming' whatever into their faces... rather than simply 'eating food'... It is quite clear quite a lot of people DO have a rather unhealthy interest in what I consume!
Age however has been a wonderful thing and a swift 'fuck off and mind your own business' does the trick usually - I am now of an age where I just don't give a shit, nor will I take any.
My mother was also a 'WE won't need to eat xyz/until next Christmas' type... and thus would follow all sorts of snarky comments when 6 hours later following a tiny salad, I did indeed need to eat something else.
I did sarcastically respond to a 'I eat like a sparrow' comment a few days back, as our garden sparrows are consuming an astonishing amount of seed... from someone who is generally quite annoying about food ('should you be eating that dressing on your salad?' ......grrrrr)
"Oh? You constantly graze on high fat seeds and meal worms... wow, is that a new trendy diet?'
Much spluttering and 'no well I mean I don't eat much'..
"Well, small birds eat an ENORMOUS amount of food to survive, several times their body weight each day, I wouldn't use that as a descriptor again, it is rather silly'...
They probably won't talk to me again. I probably won't care!