Hen night strippers

[Experformer08]

Following on from the thread earlier this week where the OP got a kicking both for cheating and lying, as an ex hen night stripper (uni days), I can assure you that a lot of people on here would be shocked at what can go on and some women are like.

Happy to answer any questions

Ah mate, no one cares about your sordid stories.

I doubt people will be shocked. We're all adults.

I like the black grill marks you get on chicken when you bbq it, is there a way to replicate that in the kitchen or will an oven never get hot enough?

Have you got a skillet? They have those raised ribs which would give you that effect.

What should I have for breakfast this morning?
I am very hungry but also want to try to lose weight again

I have but they never seem to leave the same ‘depth’ (do I mean depth?) of grill marks, I’m not sure if it’s because an oven doesn’t get as hot as a bbq?

Burger King fake them with hair straightens apparently for the adverts (not every burger obvs 🤣)

That's a tricky one, @Anetra . Maybe if you have a filling breakfast you won't be so hungry later on? I can't eat a lot early, though a lot of people say that works.

I swear by porridge in the morning.
In this weather overnight oats.

Really? @IAmAnIdiot123 - I did not know that!
I suppose it's like them spraying glycerine on fruit to make it look dewy fresh in the adverts.

Yes, it's the heat you need.

Grim OP. Got better things to do than read about badly behaved adults.
Bircher muesli on the breakfast front though?

I can get the heat with a gas hob - I don’t think an electric one gets hot enough.

I keep getting pop up ads for Gudrun Sjoden clothing - would anyone recommend?

Wheres the best place to hide this Hungry Hippos game? DGDs are driving me mad already today

Where do you people stand on the giant Wotsits? I don't get the love at all, and prefer standard sized Wotsits.

I'm not sure. But mint imperial sweets did strike me as a worthy replacement, should the white balls ever go missing.

@GrannieD - you need those ear defenders. They make life very peaceful.

How can I stop unbearable chub rub in this heat?

Snag do chub rub shorts!

Ps thank you to everyone with advice about my grill marks, I might have to resort to hair straighteners 😂

That's great to know. We are 3 balls down!

@PineappleLatte - on another thread people were recommending those Snag shorts. Cool and comfy, they say!

Ah, @Oneseven - cross post with the Snag! Hair straighteners it is.

What do you actually want OP? Do you think your stories will impress people?

I'll have you know I've been to several hen parties, in fact over 20 at least. Never seen a stripper or tacky penis straws or anything similar. I suppose there are certain people who find all this stuff entertaining. Perhaps try mixing with those who wouldn't entertain the vulgar crap.

I had crunchy nut cornflakes for breakfast. They were nice.