Hen night strippers

[Experformer08]

Following on from the thread earlier this week where the OP got a kicking both for cheating and lying, as an ex hen night stripper (uni days), I can assure you that a lot of people on here would be shocked at what can go on and some women are like.

Happy to answer any questions

Hmm do you not think they're bigger than the balls? Or would you suck them for a bit first? 🤔

I stand against all wosits 🤢

When you're standing their waggling it around and the women are screeching like banshees for more and squirting cream over your Willy to take turns in licking it off, have you ever looked down and seen a sweaty face and gaping mouth and thought,

Oh that's Sally-Ann, I went to school with her!

Or

That's the woman who works in Lidl and always says hello to me.

What is the correct etiquette in these circumstances?

Do you acknowledge that you know them and stop your act for a brief chat -

"Sally-Ann! How are you? I heard you married Brian! What have you been up to?"

Etc

Or do you carry on having your Willy kicked and slobbered on and pretend you haven't recognised them?

Whaaaaaat? How could you make such a public declaration? 😯
Where's my pitchfork!

@PineappleLatte Another vote for Snag chub rubs, absolute game changers!

@Coronado2 I'm with you, much prefer Cheetos

Ah. The Wotsits Debate. As polarising as Brexit.

Anyone give me advice on Gudrun clothing?

@Anetra definitely an egg, sourdough toast with real butter, and some sliced avocado. Calorific, but will sustain you for hours.

Liquid talc! Few quid from Asda.

OP Previous posters on this thread are prudish (as are most on MN, anyone who has sex outside of their own bedroom is a sexual deviant) & their soh is pathetic at best, they clearly think they are amusing but I’m cringing at some of these comments.

For chub rub, I actually prefer the Big Bloomers Company. Their Lexi shorts are divine.

This thread is full of really rude and pretentious people. If you don't like it and don't want to read it, move on and grow up. And find a new hobby aside from making yourselves feel good by making others feel bad.

OP I'm interested in what goes on!

Op said he was happy to answer any questions, so I asked him a question. How is that rude?

Grow up, god I bet you’re a riot irl 🙄

You know exactly why it's rude. I hope you don't treat people in real life like this. Gross and embarrassing

No, I don’t know why it’s rude. Op said ‘happy to answer any questions’, but asking questions is rude. Ok, we’ll I suppose that explains why the op ‘hasn’t come back’ to the thread then…

Go away child

Disturbing.

Quite a different tone to when men go to a strip club I notice - then it’s pitchforks at dawn! 😅

You seem awfully het up that no one wants to ask an ex-stripper questions about his penis, why is that?

I fail to believe you are over the age of 16

I bought some chub rub things from
Primark. They're like the top of 20 denier tights so not too hot. Cheap as chips too

Men don't take pitchforks to strip clubs. I've never known men complain about them, never mind protest.

I don’t understand why the need for all these sarcastic comments/questions when you all know full well what he was saying, just instead trying to belittle & embarrass him..ultimately made yourself look stupid

Actually, I have seen a couple of men in a protest in our town, I think it was about protecting trafficked women, which had become an issue.