I need your help with sneaky DH

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Took rings off last night left on side of the kitchen sink.
Came down from work and engagement ring has disappeared....mild panic.

Sneaky DH has hidden the ring. I've feigned disinterest but the stakes are high - we now have a game and I have all morning to find it.

All I've been told is it's somewhere in the kitchen. I've had most of the cupboards out and looked in all the glasses etc.

We have young DC so it's nowhere they would be able to find it.

All very petty and I was on the verge of texting for a clue....

I just can't get over his smug face coming and showing me where it was. It will be somewhere obvious I know it.

AIBU to ask for any suggestions? Please help - I need a win today

Or in the drawer of shit that every kitchen has?

Any plants in the kitchen, maybe it's hanging off one?

Have you got a cat or kitten, OP, who could have climbed up high and knocked it out of its hiding place?

Do you have a tall spaghetti jar? My first thought was it's in the jar around some strands of spaghetti 😂

It's a shame there are so many joyless people on this thread who apparently think anything other than sitting in stoney silence talking about politics with your life partner is puerile and childish. I love mucking about with my husband, keeps us young!

What a hoot!! What a couple of jolly little jesters you are! Do you have a sign saying ‘You don’t have to be mad to live here but it helps!’

Fuck me, I’ve never been so happy to be called miserable. I mean, get a fucking life.

How tedious....

Did he say it's in the kitchen only when he was actually in the kitchen? If so it could be on his person.

No but I have a live, laugh, love one.

Checked on that - nothing. Thanks for the suggestion

This

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Inside a jar of instant coffee

Hung it on a keyring?

Sellotaped under something or on top of a door , cabinet door.

Fire blanket /extinguisher or first aid box?

Wedged in a keyhole?

First aid box or fire extinguisher/blanket?

in the medical kit?

Inside oven gloves

Lighten up! I read something years ago that couples who play board games, tell each other silly jokes and chase each other round the house and generally lark about are more likely to stay together.

We are staying in a holiday cottage at the moment. Bedroom has a walk in clothes cupboard. When we first arrived I hid in it and waited for him to come in to the bedroom. He got the shock of his life when he opened the door to hang up his shirt.

Smoke alarm

In between pages of cookery books? Inside the oven glove? Taped tothe inside of a saucepan lid? In an eggcup?

I was going to ask where you keep your car keys!! We have a little basket for ours? And a tin for the house and window keys. No???

Inside box of plasters

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Love making him jump! Life's little pleasures I guess.

Car keys are hung up on side of fridge in the dining room.
Checked plasters, nothing. Thanks !

Nope to all egg cups, sauce pans etc.