That smug bish Jane Plan going on about her diet products. She’s so fake I can’t bare her
Jane Plan just seems like a cult to me. Imagine being a (non-vulnerable) adult who entirely hands over their meal shopping options to a stranger. And what do you do if you have a family, so you have to shop for them anyway? Also, the chap who has lost a stone and a half in a whole year: I mean, well done for your weight loss; but it hardly screams 'miracle solution', does it?
Spray White Dung. Why would I want to decant bird poo throughout my home? I want to clean it, not make it dirtier! I'm sure whatever product it is is not actually called 'White Dung', but if not, they need to stop having somebody very clearly singing 'Spray White Dung' when advertising it!
It is so infuriating when you Google a hotel and it takes you ages to find their actual website because the first 20 hits are booking websites.
They're such massive hypocrites, too. They and their ilk have purposefully inserted themselves as an unnecessary middleman (especially in the internet age) and claim that they help to get you the best prices; but in reality, they take something like a 20% cut, so the end providers have had no choice but to all increase their prices across the board, since they came on the scene, in order to still be able to make the same living that they did before. Because they're so invasive and ubiquitous, anywhere that avoids using them now is put at a huge disadvantage.
Malarkey isn’t measurable.
That is screaming for somebody to adopt it as a username now!!