What's the most bonkers thread you've read on here?

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I've been on Mumsnet for around 10 years now, I have read some crazy threads.

I'm lying in bed hungover and looking for some stories to brighten up my shameful Saturday afternoon.

If anyone wants to share it would be greatly appreciated

I am HOWLING at Sharon and the wasp. Oh my god how have I missed this

@Screwballs This thread is about Christmas cards that come in the post without a gift. I would open cards that were taped to gifts on Chr

Christmas Day, not Chr

If I remember correctly, the Canadian poster did know about immigration etc and the OP who, at best, had been to Canada once on holiday knew bugger all. It was also because the OP was being an argumentative dick and dismissing everyone else’s posts. I’ve read it since and there are more holes in that thread than Swiss cheese as so many posts have been withdrawn.

@ridemesideway Angela Hernandez was hilarious but that thread also has a post by someone whose mum was ill and she had to call an ambulance for her. Every time the DM moved getting into the ambulance she farted and kept saying ‘I’m so sorry Brian’ to the paramedic. Except Brian wasn’t his name. (I’m sure I also have his name wrong)!

Haven't read whole thread so sorry if it's already been brought up but........The woman doing Slimming World that got pissed off at her colleague so did "owl noises in her face" then refused to even acknowledge the absurdity of making owl noises

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4456850-To-have-laughed-at-her-Slimming-World-advice

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omg yes Angela H
and the owl noises
Truly my day is made !

There's one I really remember and I have searched for it and I think it might have been taken away for privacy reasons but MIL and the Hat.

A woman had bought her DD an expensive sounding matching hat and coat, I was imagining designer. The hat went missing and her MIL swore blind she hadn't seen it. The OP was upset. At a later date, she ran into MIL in the street and her OTHER granddaughter was wearing said hat. MIL had decided that Grandchild A had too many nice things and it needed to be shared with Grandchild B. B's parents were not in the know.

Oh that one was so funny! Thank you for reminding me of that.

There is an article in The New York Times about how to clean your loo and it says to put the loo brush in the bath to rinse it after cleaning the loo , or in the handbasin.

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Was there a thread about a wooden breadbin?

The te noihydc thread - I always thought this one should've gone into Classics

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3143672-TO-not-go-on-family-weekend-away

No time to read 14 pages but has the woman who puts toothpaste on her bumhole after a shit been mentioned yet?

@Sunnydaysareuponus yup, the OP spent a hundred quid on a breadbin on Etsy and the seller carved the word 'bread' without telling OP first and also she couldn't fit bread in it. And then it took a bonkers turn and the polis got called in. Or something along those lines.

Can't remember if this was a troll or not but the one last year when a woman set up spy cameras because her tradesman was bonking a married woman he sneaked into her house while she was at work but was charging OP by the hour for the work.

It was the penis beaker,

Omg I just read this thread from start to finish and had the best time of my LIFE.

Then realised that a photo I took of my dog yesterday looks EXACTLY like one of the 'me now' photos they always show at the end of the article in which Barb from Hull got fleeced out of her savings by her Tunisian toyboy Ahmed.

Sunnydaysareuponus
Was there a thread about a wooden breadbin?

Are you thinking of the one where a women commissioned a handmade breadbin, posted about the fact they'd painted 'bread bin' on it, and it turned out they'd made if from poisonous wood?

A recent post where there was a discussion on genders and what they are teaching kids in school. One poster said 'THERE ARE CLEARLY MORE THAN TWO GENDERS'

So many people replied asking what the other genders were. I waited ages for a reply on that comment 😂

The woman who said she wept when she thought of babies & toddlers in nursery. Claimed she literally wept at the trauma of it. All the kids lined up like felons in the penitentiary. Oh Yes and her boobs leaked milk when she thought about all the formula fed babies

The water serpents one, when that appears I try to get as much Intel from the op, but they get distracted then usually the thread gets pulled.

Wasnt there a thread when someone shouted "Willie's, Willie's Willie's" at someone else???

@Hawkins0001 the bison chemtrails poster? haven't seen her on here for a while!

Oh Yes and her boobs leaked milk when she thought about all the formula fed babies

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