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...to not entirely understand MN....?

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PuppyMonkey · 21/02/2008 19:49

I mean the Scuttlebugging, FLY things mostly. And the thing where they always make a song out of fruit and veg.

..But also how I always manage to kill stone dead every thread I go on.

Is there a manual somewhere?

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Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:38

Kerry, I believe you have gone native.

Desiderata · 21/02/2008 22:39

Ah, morning, Kerry

Fuck off yourself, darling!

littlelapin · 21/02/2008 22:39

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BumperliciousIsOneHotMother · 21/02/2008 22:40

Oooh oooh, try adding a couple of spoonfuls of pesto to hommous [sp?]. A friend did this and now I am addicted!

squilly · 21/02/2008 22:40

Thanks twospecialgirls...I feel like I'm wrapped in bandages (like the invisible woman, rather than someone who's been mauled) and thank you fluffneeds for preventing me from committing mass threadicide.

I was starting to get mumsneticidal tendencies.

AND PLEASE DON'T EVER LOSE THE BAD LANGUAGE. FFS when would we ever get to swear??? We have to rein it in for the kids (though I didn't the other day much to the delight of my dd's bf who was in the car and repeated me verbatim) so please don't think it'd be good to stop it being used here.

since lurking on MN I have found 'farking' (which I love).

Thinwhiteduches pmsl at hubby in staff canteen. How cool is that?

Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:42

Ooh - how very dainty, Wabbit. And you are truly a proper petite. Do I get my free pass?

KerryMum · 21/02/2008 22:42

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Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:42

mass threadicide! Splendid.

KerryMum · 21/02/2008 22:43

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Desiderata · 21/02/2008 22:47

Nor me, Kerry.

I guess some people like to dip their toes in the shark pool, and others just lunge in with the harpoon.

Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:48

Some of us stand behind a big safe fence chucking meat in!

KerryMum · 21/02/2008 22:49

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Desiderata · 21/02/2008 22:50

There's no such thing as a safe fence, Habb ..

Desiderata · 21/02/2008 22:51

That's because you keep a nice house, Kerry. What can I say? Mice aren't stupid.

Desiderata · 21/02/2008 22:51

That's because you keep a nice house, Kerry. What can I say? Mice aren't stupid.

Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:52
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twospecialgirls · 21/02/2008 22:52

ok now you all are taking teh piss see im getting the humour !
so you would rather i came in on a thread without you knowing me and say fuck off you lot talking you snobby shit would that help me in joining the click

KerryMum · 21/02/2008 22:53

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ibblewob · 21/02/2008 22:54

Opps, DH just got in so have been ordered off t'net and so to bed... (not quite as bad as it sounds, am 38 weeks preggers but find it very very hard to sit down and rest... but oooh, wonder how many pages I would get on a 'surrendered wife'-esque thread )

Habbibu · 21/02/2008 22:55

Hello twospecialgirls. I don't believe we've met. I'm Habbibu and am charming, fickle, and will buy people shoes as a bribe.

twospecialgirls · 21/02/2008 22:55

lol ibblewob at least he made it back from the canteen

KerryMum · 21/02/2008 22:56

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