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to feel a bit sad that I've never had a message deleted by MN? I mean, what the fuck have you go to do?

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MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:22

fucky bollocks cunty bitches, the lot of you

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scorpio1 · 18/02/2008 15:22

lol

i havent either but tend to be less confrontational than that.

Shall i report you??

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:23

ooh yes please

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TsarChasm · 18/02/2008 15:23

Right that's it....I'm reporting that!

Quattrocento · 18/02/2008 15:23

I think you have to be personally offensive to an individual poster. Like this

MamaG you are a fucky bollocks cunty bitch

(See if that works)

scorpio1 · 18/02/2008 15:24

you can be mean to me if you like and see what happens

Lulumama · 18/02/2008 15:24

nooooo, you have it all wrong! i got deleted for being too NICE!

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:25

ok

scorpio1 you're a fucking slaaag and you should be called slag 1

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MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:26

I called MascaraOHara a ho bag from hell once and didn't get deleted

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Lulumama · 18/02/2008 15:26

mamag is a stinky poo head

and she has nits

and she drinks froot shoots!

and she calls people hun in RL!

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:26

TsarChasm you're an uptight Daily Mail reader with a tartan shopping trolley

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littlelapin · 18/02/2008 15:26

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

scorpio1 · 18/02/2008 15:27

Oh mamag i am SO offended i am speechless

Quattrocento · 18/02/2008 15:27

LL - you faked that!

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:27

aaaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhhh

lulumama has got crabs and she pretends to freeze soup but its really her DH's sperm which she uses in her mates coffee!!!

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WideWebWitch · 18/02/2008 15:27

Ime you have to libel Gina Ford
or make a v personal attack on someone

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:27

LL

whatfuckingeverrrr

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scorpio1 · 18/02/2008 15:27

lol

WideWebWitch · 18/02/2008 15:28

NOT that I'd recommend the former btw!

REALLY WOULDN'T, don't do it!

Lulumama · 18/02/2008 15:28

yeargh ! you make me feel so dirty

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:28

LOL at www

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MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:28

WickedWaterWitch straps babies...umm...maybe not

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Quattrocento · 18/02/2008 15:30

She straps babies?

Gosh. I only started strapping mine when they got to 5. Hers are more advanced than mine.

WideWebWitch · 18/02/2008 15:30

Zippi and I had a v funny conversation about Jaffa cakes and taking baby guru books to bed that was deleted

and Morningpaper, well, well, she mentioned Lebanon I believe. It did not Go Down Well.

WideWebWitch · 18/02/2008 15:31

lol at www straps babies,

HOW VERY DARE YOU?

I need to call my lawyers, font antsypantsy immediately

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:31

ok then how about this

Quottrocento is an evil bitch who is very likely to stab you with a flick knife

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