to feel a bit sad that I've never had a message deleted by MN? I mean, what the fuck have you go to do?

[MamaG]

fucky bollocks cunty bitches, the lot of you

I can smell the stench from here

Message withdrawn

pmsl at this thread esp..
quim is a stinking mass of puss filled boils

pmsl at this thread esp..
quim is a stinking mass of puss filled boils

'Tis another word for fanoir, mellow.

google it mellow!

fucking fanoir??? omg is that a real word?

It needs to offend someone, and be reported.
I told someone to fuck off once and whomovedmychocolate nominated me for Habb's mner of the week, and 2shoes made me a lady, so even that doesn't work sometimes.
The whole thread I told the muppet to fuck off on got deleted though cos she was trying to sell stuff.

No, I just made it up.

How the fuck did you know that, MamaG??

lulumama I sincerely hope that MamaG is not serious about the coffee thing!

Again, I can smell it from here

Message withdrawn

LOL at being under the doctor

Disappointed that Mumsnet is not taking immediate action about your disgraceful and libellous accusations that I carry a knife

Whereas everyone knows I am properly tooled up

By the way, Quattro, I have that knuckle duster you lent me. When do you need it back? Shall I post it, or will you send The Boys round?

S'alright Sheik

You keep it.

I don't ax for nuffin

Just give that MamaG a going over willya?

Yeah, I'll do her alright.

lezzers

Quim sniffer

clit licker

I have effed, blinded and snarled my way around MN for months and have never had a ticking off from the Powers That Be. I wonder if they ever sit there saying 'That Mattie's a gobby bitch. She's got one more chance and she's out!' ...or maybe I just blend into the background with all the other foul mouthed old narks on here

foul mouthed old narks?

on mumsnet?

I swear like a Navvy, but I am quite refined and lady-like in RL, you know.

Meant to say "I swear like a Navvy on here"

For fuck's sake

hee hee ha ha

I don't sear much in RL. MN is like therapy for me. Fuckety fucking fuck!