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Original poster

to feel a bit sad that I've never had a message deleted by MN? I mean, what the fuck have you go to do?

169 replies

MamaG · 18/02/2008 15:22

fucky bollocks cunty bitches, the lot of you

OP posts:
MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:43

I can smell the stench from here

mellowma · 18/02/2008 15:43

Message withdrawn

theboob · 18/02/2008 15:43

pmsl at this thread esp..
quim is a stinking mass of puss filled boils

theboob · 18/02/2008 15:43

pmsl at this thread esp..
quim is a stinking mass of puss filled boils

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:43

'Tis another word for fanoir, mellow.

MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:43

google it mellow!

MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:44

fucking fanoir??? omg is that a real word?

VictorianSqualor · 18/02/2008 15:44

It needs to offend someone, and be reported.
I told someone to fuck off once and whomovedmychocolate nominated me for Habb's mner of the week, and 2shoes made me a lady, so even that doesn't work sometimes.
The whole thread I told the muppet to fuck off on got deleted though cos she was trying to sell stuff.

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:44

No, I just made it up.

Desiderata · 18/02/2008 15:45

How the fuck did you know that, MamaG??

schneebly · 18/02/2008 15:46

lulumama I sincerely hope that MamaG is not serious about the coffee thing!

MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:46

Again, I can smell it from here

mellowma · 18/02/2008 15:47

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Quattrocento · 18/02/2008 15:48

LOL at being under the doctor

Disappointed that Mumsnet is not taking immediate action about your disgraceful and libellous accusations that I carry a knife

Whereas everyone knows I am properly tooled up

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:49

By the way, Quattro, I have that knuckle duster you lent me. When do you need it back? Shall I post it, or will you send The Boys round?

Quattrocento · 18/02/2008 15:50

S'alright Sheik

You keep it.

I don't ax for nuffin

Just give that MamaG a going over willya?

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:52

Yeah, I'll do her alright.

MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:52

lezzers

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:53

Quim sniffer

MamaQuim · 18/02/2008 15:53

clit licker

MrsMattie · 18/02/2008 15:55

I have effed, blinded and snarled my way around MN for months and have never had a ticking off from the Powers That Be. I wonder if they ever sit there saying 'That Mattie's a gobby bitch. She's got one more chance and she's out!' ...or maybe I just blend into the background with all the other foul mouthed old narks on here

fryalot · 18/02/2008 15:56

foul mouthed old narks?

on mumsnet?

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:56

I swear like a Navvy, but I am quite refined and lady-like in RL, you know.

SheikYerbouti · 18/02/2008 15:57

Meant to say "I swear like a Navvy on here"

For fuck's sake

MrsMattie · 18/02/2008 15:58

hee hee ha ha

I don't sear much in RL. MN is like therapy for me. Fuckety fucking fuck!