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The strangest thing you've ever taken home?

116 replies

Simonlebonbon · 06/05/2023 13:36

I'm sure plenty of us took traffic cones or the occasional pint glass home once or twice, but what was your strangest?

Mine was a pig.
He needed homing (or he was due to me put to sleep) and I wasn't able to say no so I brought the fella home.
Had him 6 months until a proper home became available for him.
People would come into my house to find the dog just lying on the pig. Didn't tell people prior to this I had a pig, just because I liked to see their faces when he trotted in 😁
He wasn't massive, but "micro" definitely not!

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Stumbleine · 06/05/2023 13:37

A road sign. Found under my bed the following day 😳

Eggseggseverywhere · 06/05/2023 13:38

My now dh!!
Met him in a pub. By coincidence he lived in my village but had never seen him. After a few weeks he met my adult dc. They hit it off completely..
Been together 10 years and married 8 with a dc!

Hesma · 06/05/2023 13:38

My ex-H, got rid of him 15 years later!🤣

DonnaBanana · 06/05/2023 13:38

A Harry Styles tribute act

HoldingTheDoor · 06/05/2023 13:40

I love that.

Thank you for saving the pig.

I've taken home many birds including a goose, hedgehogs, a few ferrets, a salamander, kittens and many stray/escapee dogs but never a pig. I'm envious.

TakeItHomeNow · 06/05/2023 13:42

My Father once brought home a Dutch murder suspect, not knowing who he was.

Simonlebonbon · 06/05/2023 14:01

HoldingTheDoor · 06/05/2023 13:40

I love that.

Thank you for saving the pig.

I've taken home many birds including a goose, hedgehogs, a few ferrets, a salamander, kittens and many stray/escapee dogs but never a pig. I'm envious.

If it makes you feel better, he was an absolute twat. He'd attack our ankles and would hide the tea towels and oven gloves.
Only my dog liked him 😂

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Simonlebonbon · 06/05/2023 14:02

A murder suspect and a Harry styles tribute act both in the same thread has made my day 😂

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CoinsinaJar · 06/05/2023 14:04

A stuffed gorilla. Found it lying on a path one day when I was walking the dog through a local wood. Must have been dropped by some passing child I suspect, but he was wet and lonely so I gave him a home. Still got him ...... 😀

YearoftheRabbit23 · 06/05/2023 14:05

A bunch of asparagus. Was cycling home, saw a bunch of asparagus on the road with the Sainsbury's tag still on, clearly had fallen out of someone's shopping bag. Took it home and ate it!

CC4712 · 06/05/2023 14:06

My now husband unscrewed a really heavy, round, bauble looking thing from a fence in the Italian Alps. The weirder thing is, that after the holiday, he packed it in his suitcase and it flew home with us!!! 🙄

HairyMcHairyFace · 06/05/2023 14:10

TakeItHomeNow · 06/05/2023 13:42

My Father once brought home a Dutch murder suspect, not knowing who he was.

I need to know more about this.

Fedupandtiredmum · 06/05/2023 14:40

TakeItHomeNow · 06/05/2023 13:42

My Father once brought home a Dutch murder suspect, not knowing who he was.

I need more info about this one

SnacksToTheMax · 06/05/2023 15:02

A pink and yellow snake. It was loose in the stairwell of our shared block of flats. The neighbours were all freaking out, so I put on oven gloves and grabbed it… it spent the night in a hamper in our bath while we awaited the RSPCA. By the time the morning came, it was out of the hamper and slithering around the bath… 😬

Eggseggseverywhere · 06/05/2023 16:01

I found a little ddog yesterday.. Luckily he was reunited quickly or he would have been in kennels til Tuesday!

onefinemess · 06/05/2023 16:34

When I was in Uni I met one of my housemates at the train station, he asked me if I wouldn't mind taking a small rucksack home from town. It was strangely heavy for it's size.

Got home and left it on the kitchen table. Later that night, and in the middle of a drunken gathering, talk turned to the rucksack, the housemate in question opened it and took out a gun. He said it was a cap gun that his grandfather gave him when he was a child. We all had a laugh messing about with it, got very very drunk and eventually crashed out.

For the next two terms the cap gun found a home on the coffee table, and everytime someone came home, whoever was closest to the table would grab the gun, point it at whoever had just come in and deliver their best/bad movie monologue (think dirty Harry etc). It became a sort of tradition in the house.

One day, near the end of the year, I got back home to find two police officers standing in the hallway, and my housemate looking very sheepish. Apparently he had taken the cap gun into an AmDram society rehersal that he was involved with. One of the other members examined the "prop gun" and told my housemate that it was infact a WW1 revolver, very real, not a toy, and it needed to be handed over to the police.

I'm guessing the same guy actually called the police because two officers showed up at our house the following morning.

My housemate was given a telling off, but not (as far as I know) charged with anything and the gun was taken away.

I can't imagine what would have happened if one of us had been sitting on the couch and pointed the gun at them as they walked into the room.

PaintingTheSky · 06/05/2023 16:38

A Christmas tree, complete with decorations.

Wbeezer · 06/05/2023 16:40

A budgie I found floating in a canal!

mumda · 06/05/2023 16:47

Most of a box of crickets someone didn't need to feed their spiders with.
I kept them as pets for months. It was joyful listening to them.

samestyle · 06/05/2023 16:50

A traffic wardens hat after a night out

x2boys · 06/05/2023 17:18

Stumbleine · 06/05/2023 13:37

A road sign. Found under my bed the following day 😳

Me too they are surprisingly heavy arnt they?
accompanied by a flashing emergency light .

Capitulatingpanda · 06/05/2023 17:37

Tesco full size cut out of fishmonger.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 06/05/2023 19:50

CoinsinaJar · 06/05/2023 14:04

A stuffed gorilla. Found it lying on a path one day when I was walking the dog through a local wood. Must have been dropped by some passing child I suspect, but he was wet and lonely so I gave him a home. Still got him ...... 😀

I was picturing full-size taxidermy. Being dropped by a passing child was a nice touch which added to the surrealism.

MissingMoominMamma · 06/05/2023 20:05

A variety of injured things. A baby pigeon; a duckling; a dog, a mouse, and a kitten with brain damage.

All survived. The kitten was taken in by a vet nurse at our local surgery and her dog adopted it.

The dog’s owner was tracked down and he returned home.

The others were released back to natural habitats.

Boxe · 06/05/2023 20:07

A policeman’s hat.

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