Bum guns...

[LongTermLurker]

...AKA handheld bidets. AIBU to think they're brilliant, and anyone who is content with wiping their arse with dry tissue is a barbarian?

Ohhh, I'd love this. Can you use it on your vag too, or is it specially positioned to target your arse?

Do you know what, there is nothing worse than a 'messy' poo; one that does not come out cleanly, requiring several wipes.
Always happens to me when I'm in a rush, of course.

@JMSA Hate that. It really only takes a minute or so more but bloody annoying.

How is it different from a bidet?

How do larger people who have to stand up to wipe use it?

All I can think is, where has it been? I know if my DH was using it, it would be in the same state as my poor toilet brush…