Cleaning up grim mess with DH’s towel?

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Name changed for this as it’s embarrassing and grim!

My DH keeps leaving bodily fluid (jizz/sperm/whatever you want to call it!) in the shower so I have started wiping it off with his own towel and hanging it back up for him to use. AIBU?

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Ten points if you get it above the knob (pun intended), twenty points if you hit the shower head? 😆

You think that's grim? DP has a special 'secret' sock under the mattress. He uses it approximately 4 times a week. And washes it every 12 weeks or so. One of the many reasons I'm saving a nest egg to leave.

Why on earth haven't you asked him to rinse it away himself?

Maybe the crust gives him extra sensation🤮

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I'll bet OP eventually has to wash his towel, so it's probably not the best form of combat

Are you sure it’s not conditioner?

Seriously?

Not a real thread I don't think

Real or not, great username.

Is it bank holiday weekend already and kids aren't in school?

Fail to see the logic here. He then uses that filthy towel to rub himself dry and hugs you, has sex with you, gets into the same bed as you, uses all the sake furniture as you. Bit of an own goal surely?

I am disappointed with the puns in this thread tbh.

I expected to see something like “I would jizz talk to him about this when he cums home.”

This is what I’m here for. 👏🏼

This is so grim. Instant ick

Oh ffs that’s disgusting. Do what you like in the shower but fgs clean it up. That would be grounds for divorce for me. 🤢🤢🤢

I was married to a man for 20 years and in that time had two sons who are now young adults. I have never seen this in the shower. So I'm assuming that it's not that hard to clean up after yourself, and your husband should be doing it.

2/20

I like your username. Direct.

Oh my god

She probably knows what shower gel is available in her own shower, and, let's be honest, jizz ain't as fragrant.

Why doesn’t he wipe it on the curtain afterwards.

This is disgusting.

Omg. Get him one of those 'glove' machines when you leave as a parting gift 🤢