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If you could go back to 1983, what's the first thing you'd do?

466 replies

Sinat · 26/03/2023 15:54

I'd buy a brand new Volvo 340 straight from the Volvo dealership

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Lotusflower16 · 27/03/2023 20:03

I would have stayed in my mother's womb a bit longer. It was nice and cosy

lindabennett17 · 27/03/2023 20:17

Pay more attention to my education not get pregnant listen too my mother better the list goes on

OnlyOpenMouthToChangeFeet · 27/03/2023 20:26

Be assessed for ADHD and autism so I could receive appropriate support. As it was, didn't get ADHD diagnosis til I was 40, and autism at 50, and it's really fucked with my life.

Also get diagnosed with endometriosis. Didn't get that until I was 29, and by then had caused severe damage. Even though I'm menopausal now, still on morphine for pain, and had so many operations it's crippled me.

And being less serious, buy some Bovril flavour crisps. They were SOOO beefy and moreish, where on earth did they go?! 😢

HamBone · 27/03/2023 20:32

Hug my Mum and Grandma as much as possible and enjoy the ‘80’s music. 😁

emptythelitterbox · 27/03/2023 20:35

Buy that house and microsoft stock. File the patent for my navigation idea.

MachineBee · 27/03/2023 20:43

Snap

Amiable · 27/03/2023 21:46

I would make a note to buy that house in Liverpool in 1989, and not get involved with the boy next door.

And buy shares in Apple etc!

Fluffmum · 27/03/2023 21:52

Buy a street and a holiday home in Spain

KrasiTime · 27/03/2023 21:54

OnlyOpenMouthToChangeFeet · 27/03/2023 20:26

Be assessed for ADHD and autism so I could receive appropriate support. As it was, didn't get ADHD diagnosis til I was 40, and autism at 50, and it's really fucked with my life.

Also get diagnosed with endometriosis. Didn't get that until I was 29, and by then had caused severe damage. Even though I'm menopausal now, still on morphine for pain, and had so many operations it's crippled me.

And being less serious, buy some Bovril flavour crisps. They were SOOO beefy and moreish, where on earth did they go?! 😢

I was diagnosed with dyspraxia about 10 years ago in my late 40’s. Has made so much sense & a relief that I’m actually not actively clumsy or careless. The opposite in fact.

BinkyBuntyFintyCunty · 27/03/2023 21:56

Tell David Cook I secretly adored him. And ask my dad all the questions I never got to, before losing him.

Changeforthis79 · 27/03/2023 21:56

I'd go and investigate what phillip schofield was up to...

PalominoUK · 27/03/2023 21:56

I'd get a divorce instead of wasting the next 10 years thinking he was going to change.

Lackofenergy · 27/03/2023 22:01

Stop my little brother's murder

piedbeauty · 27/03/2023 22:21

Snog the boy I fancied...

piedbeauty · 27/03/2023 22:22

Ooh yes! And buy shares in Apple and Microsoft!!!

piedbeauty · 27/03/2023 22:23

SinnerBoy · 26/03/2023 16:24

Tell my very good friend not to take heroin, she didn't make it to 18.

Ah, this is so sad 💐

piedbeauty · 27/03/2023 22:25

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 26/03/2023 16:34

Leave my abusive Met Police officer husband three years sooner than I did. None of the news coming out about the Met surprises me.

💐

Ivebeenframed · 27/03/2023 22:29

Avoid a now ex boyfriend like the plague!

Mercyovermerit · 27/03/2023 22:52

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏impressive

Teenagehorrorbag · 27/03/2023 23:17

Daftasabroom · 26/03/2023 16:20

Tell my brother I loved him.

Same here.....😥

Fizbosshoes · 27/03/2023 23:20

ArianahX · 26/03/2023 16:31

At the age of 6 in 1983... I would just keep on doing whatever 6 year olds do..

I was 6 too but I ideally I'd have pleaded to stop my parents insisting on giving me a god-awful bowl haircut that I spent the next x years trying to grow out

Whatafliberty · 27/03/2023 23:20

Go to the pub and smoke while I enjoyed a drink.

Teenagehorrorbag · 27/03/2023 23:22

Lackofenergy · 27/03/2023 22:01

Stop my little brother's murder

Sorry, how awful!! I lost my DB too but it was a road accident. Both heartbreaking!

Obviously we don't know the circumstances about your DB but it must be dreadful to feel you might have been able to do something to stop it. I hope you have had support?

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Hereforthechat2001 · 27/03/2023 23:29

Give my Mom & Dad the biggest hug and tell them both how much I love them 😢

Showdogworkingdog · 27/03/2023 23:56

Hug my dad. And my grandparents. And my dog.
Apply to read something more vocational at Uni than English lit. And revise for my A levels so that I can go to my first choice instead of last choice uni.
Hunt down Morten Harket to see if he fancies me - he’s not famous yet so it’s the best chance I’ll have.
invent the curly girl method.
See David Bowie live.

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