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If you could go back to 1983, what's the first thing you'd do?

466 replies

Sinat · 26/03/2023 15:54

I'd buy a brand new Volvo 340 straight from the Volvo dealership

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Onthegrid · 26/03/2023 20:40

1983 was options year for me, if I’d had my time again I’d take a different selection for o levels and a levels.

Traniel · 26/03/2023 20:40

I would tell my young teenage self that it is neither big nor clever to take the gherkins out of Big Macs and throw them out of the upstairs windows onto unsuspecting pedestrians. Then I'd tell myself not to ring up random people from phone boxes and ask for Mr Wazzock.

User839516 · 26/03/2023 20:42

Go and see my mum who would be suffering with PND at the time and tell her everything was going to be okay!

JackiePlace · 26/03/2023 20:43

Give my late Mum a big hug and tell her that actually, I do want her to come to the Clash concert with me! (My friend dropped out at the last minute and I had no-one to go with so Mum offered to go with me... I was so scathing to her. I'm sorry Mum!)

Cuppa2sugars · 26/03/2023 20:44

Buy a studio flat. Always look back I wish I’d done that.

live in it until I got married, buy the house and rent out the studio flat.

Timeforachangeisitnot · 26/03/2023 20:47

@Toottooot , @Nanalisa60 🐑🐑🐑 The Greats! 😁

Toottooot · 26/03/2023 20:48

Nanalisa60 · 26/03/2023 20:27

Toottooot ·
Go to Gothenburg on the ferry.

ABERDEEN football fan ?

Stand Free

LyndaSnellsSniff · 26/03/2023 20:50

Tell someone about the bullying.

Ashes2Ashes · 26/03/2023 20:52

Visit Fenchurch East police station and look up DCI Gene Hunt

rc22 · 26/03/2023 21:00

I go straight round to my grandad's house.

RedEyeBaby · 26/03/2023 21:04

Tell my mum how wonderful she is.

CharlieBoo · 26/03/2023 21:05

Pmsl

WhiteFire · 26/03/2023 21:06

Look at the clock when the nurse brought round ice-cream after I had my grommets put it, though I feel this would burst my life long bubble that it was the middle of the night and it was actually 6 o'clock or something.

Magnificentbeast · 26/03/2023 21:07

See my mum and dad. Ask them loads of questions about themselves, their lives before kids and tell them how much I love them.

Then I'd take my old bike out for a spin.

Maerchentante · 26/03/2023 21:07

Tell my parents that while they may have had trouble conceiving their daughters, they should be vigilant with contraception.

ClassicLib · 26/03/2023 21:09

Beg, borrow or steal enough money to put down a deposit on a studio flat in central London.

Spend more time with my best friend. She and her fiancé were killed in a car crash caused by a drunk driver in 1989.

Mangogogogo · 26/03/2023 21:11

I was barely a foetus so I would choose a different egg.. one that gave me better genes 😂😂

Socrateswasrightaboutvoting · 26/03/2023 21:12

Sinat · 26/03/2023 15:54

I'd buy a brand new Volvo 340 straight from the Volvo dealership

Start career and financial planning.

Oblomov23 · 26/03/2023 21:13

I was so young. I don't think I had any concerns. I went roller skating every Saturday. Roller skating was a massive part of the 1980s leisure culture.

ilovesushi · 26/03/2023 21:17

Jump on my bike and go call on all my friends. I'm hoping it's a warm summer's day I'm being transported back to. After cycling round the streets and woods for a while and popping in and out of various houses, we'd maybe play cricket somewhere then get penny sweets from the sweetshop and eat them sitting on the wall.

Twospaniels · 26/03/2023 21:17

Tell my 17 year old self to grow up and stop being such a child, be more confident, take the opportunities offered

LivingDeadGirlUK · 26/03/2023 21:19

Try and stay in the womb a little bit longer. My mum always said my disability was linked to being premature, although there isn't any real evidence of this. I was just thinking yesterday that I've done pretty well in life, if I could see perfectly too I think I may have been too much for the world to handle 😆

RosesAndHellebores · 26/03/2023 21:20

Nothing.1983 was wonderful. I might have been kinder to the young men I dated that year. They were incredibly nice, I just wasn't ready.

SonicStars · 26/03/2023 21:20

Buy a house in centralish London and some land in Belize.

LighterNights · 26/03/2023 21:22

Dyslexicwonder · 26/03/2023 16:16

Go to Berlin and East Germany before the wall fell.

I did this in 1983, went through Checkpoint Charlie, the lot. I can't lie it was an amazing experience.

I'd go see all my grandparents and loved ones I have lost. Id then find me abs give me loads of advice, men, life, money.

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