For hating the word 'fart?'

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This is something me and ex MIL had in common. AIBU?

That is a sign of an unhealthy gut, you may need to improve your diet.

I definitely childish,I don't know how to quote but 'back door breeze' made me laugh so much that it required an expliaintion to DH.

I am quite a windy person myself so one does feel the need to make (not set) light of such things ....

Hate it... and any fart jokes / humour. I love a good dirty joke and smutty sense of humour but the fart jokes - just no!

It was "a rudie" in my house when I was little. My parents hated the word fart and couldn't bear to hear children saying it. But children love the grossest things and it didn't sound much better as "Urrrgh who did a rudie?!"

Anyone for creaky trousers? 😂

I hate it and no one in my household says it. In truth I don't even see the need for the word, as its not something I ever feel the need to refer to.

Boff

HATE the word fart, never said it growing up and it has just carried on now.

It just sounds like a gross and weirdly aggressive way to say it. We use the word trump in our house.

I don't like it either. It is the 'f word' in our house that no one should use!

I don't love it, it's an awkward and weirdly taunting-sounding word.

But I find every alternative I've ever heard unbearably twee so fart it is!

We said blow off growing up too I say fart now.

''Bum Puff?'' ??

''Botty Burp'' is one I heard years ago.

Or {One which made me laugh} A chap said ''Oops, I trod on a frog!''

I remember when I was at school (so about 14/15 maybe) with my friends, looking up rude words in the dictionary in the school library. It still sticks in my head that the definition of fart was “a gust of wind between the legs” 🤣🤣

Hahaha! 'That's brilliant! That could be a 'Queef' OR a botty puff.

I must admit this thread had made me laugh out loud! ''Creaky trousers''!

I didn't know it was actually possible to set light to gaseous emissions until I was a student and saw it done.

A ragged flap of orange flame ignited the lad's posterior for a second, before extinguishing.

It was the one word that was completely forbidden in my house growing up, f-word and c-word would have been more tolerated than fart 😂

It may not be a pretty word but it's a word that perfectly fits the act it describes.

But botty burps, and trumps, and windypops and similar words that Hyacinth Bucket types find preferable are truly fucking offensive.

Trod on a frog. I’ve got tears of laughter now and DO has reminded me to breathe.
Pomp was my parent’s choice during my childhood. Realising there were other names was a revelation!

In Scotland to pump means to fuck. So I always find that one quite coarse.

<dabs embroidered handkerchief to brow>

A swear word?? 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

We used to use blow off or pip when I was young. Our kids used windypop when they were little. It's been pop for quite a while. Although, recently daughter has started calling them love puffs after the dog did one in her face!! That is starting to stick now 🤣

Gruff.

"Who's cut the cheese?" was used at my boarding school.

We stay fart but in a funny voice. Funny when one of the dogs does it, looks surprised and turns and looks or sniffs their bum like where did that come from?