For hating the word 'fart?'

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This is something me and ex MIL had in common. AIBU?

Probably never shites either 🙄

I think trump is very fitting. Hot air and an aura of shite.
Alternatively, how about an anal announcement or a rectal rhapsody?

Wtf is wrong with the term to fart? It’s pretty normal with most ppl I know.

Farting is freely used on the nhs website.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/flatulence/

Don’t have an issue with the fart or farting, especially as my MIL says she “fluffed” - I find the stupid nicks way worse than calling it what it is.

I don’t mind the word fart.

My husband calls them bottom burps which I hate.

Alternatively I quite like to float the occasional air biscuit

We always used ‘fluff’ 😂

I don't like the word much either - it's now called a fluffy / to have fluffed - thanks to Bluey, which is marginally better.

Call a fart a fart in my terminology, simple!!

I thought OP was joking! I hope.

I don’t like it either but (as evidenced in this thread) there are much worse. “Bottom burp” makes me wish I was a bit dead.

🤣

Are you Scottish?

I am content with the word fart but i absolutely hate the word slew to mean a lot of.

Why not just say "a lot of"?

I've tacked this on to this thread because whenever there is a thread about: "What word do you hate the most?" I always forget the word "slew"

But I hate it. Much more than gusset and moist.

I'll never forget the horror of my grandparents (posh) playing this many years ago

... grandparents playing me this! It should say

It's a flabby-woof-woof, surely? 😂

my parents' used this with us growing up never heard anyone else say or use it since

A fit? 🤷🏻‍♀️

I guess you’re trying to be funny and forgot the smiley faces?

I genuinely think anal announcement is gonna replace fart for me 🤣

I don't like the word fart particularly either. But like other posters, I find all other options worse. Trump, pump, blow off, etc- all awful

Passing wind is probably better than anything else and is what I would say if I was aiming for politeness

I like it.

My gran used to hate it but I said it the other day and she laughed. She's relaxed in her old age hehe

'Pump' makes me want to heave or punch the person who said it

It's a fart

Oh I quite like back door breeze!