To ask what you'd do first if you were invisible?

[sheismyflyaway]

I'm such a bore. I'd go into the nearest shop and take all the scratch cards. Pour myself a cuppa and scratch the day away until I win

You can only be invisible for 24 hours in this scenario and people can still hear you

I would sit on the sofa. Not something i get to do very often without being disturbed 😂

As a mum of a toddler, this is brilliant

Go into one of my teacher daughter's maths lessons. Would love how tiny her keeps control over giant teens.

I'd probably sneak into the Tower of London or Hampton Court and have a really good, no-barriers explore - all the bits you're not normally allowed in, underground vaults and records and restricted collections etc. I realise how utterly tragic that is

....or the Black Museum under Scotland Yard, that would also be pretty cool

Go into the really snobby clothes shop in my local town and have a proper rummage through without the assistant following me around looking snooty.

I’d creep up really close to people as they were eating and gently nudge their fork so the contents fell in their laps; or take a bite out of their sandwiches.

This is why people like me don’t get given superpowers.

I'd go round to my ex's house and wee up his front door....

Go to a fox hunting meet and sabotage it, without frightening the horses and dogs.

Scare the shit out of the morons taking part, including the hangers-on.

Much like @Greensleeves above I'd sneak into the Tower of London and then Buckingham Palace!

@Seventytwosunsetstrip brilliant

I'd get on a plane to somewhere warm and beachy.

If you were invisible you could sneak into his house and wee on his sitting room carpet.

🤣🤣 this happens to me all the time.

I once went to a snooty shop and was followed everywhere. I went to pick up a dress to look at for the assistant to scramble to pick it up before me and show it to me at arm's length rather than let me touch it myself. I couldn't believe what had just happened haha.

Don't give me ideas.....😂

I'd scare the shit out of some people - particularly one narcissistic arsehole I work with- and hide stuff (can you tell I've had enough of certain folk at the minute?😀).

I'd also like just following people to see what they get up to (not DH or DC- mind you, I'd get a good look at DS16's phone to see what shite he gets up to rather than studying 😀).

Go to the tower of London and move things around while making loud wooooo noises in clear view of as many people as possible, extra points if they are filming.

Slip into the HQ’s of the worlds most abhorrent dictators and add a little ricin into their food at a working lunch to knock them and their cronies out in one fell swoop ☠️

I would hang around my village waiting to find the filthy disgusting person who lets their dog shit all over the place and doesn't pick it up. I'd go around behind them scooping it up and tip the lot down the back of their coat.

I'd go to our senior management team meetings and listen to what they say about, I'd then have to go to one of the royal residences and listen.in.

Go to Spike's crypt and bang him senseless.

😅😅

I would go to my SIL's house and scare shit out of her. I know, petty.

I wouldn't do anything particularly naughty but as I am a right nosy beggar, I'd relish being able to explore the parts of people's houses which I don't normally see and to listen in on conversations to which I'm usually not privy. I'd need more than 24 hours though to fully satisfy my curiosity.

Definitely withBucket I'd love to eavesdrop on people's conversations and just have a general nosey round their homes.