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To ask what you'd do first if you were invisible?

112 replies

sheismyflyaway · 09/03/2023 12:01

I'm such a bore. I'd go into the nearest shop and take all the scratch cards. Pour myself a cuppa and scratch the day away until I win

You can only be invisible for 24 hours in this scenario and people can still hear you

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TheYearOfSmallThings · 09/03/2023 16:49

I would follow DS(8) throughout a day at school, to see who he is when I'm not there.

I've been told so many things that make me think "Are we talking about the same child here?"

littlemissalwaystired · 09/03/2023 16:51

Greensleeves · 09/03/2023 12:08

I'd probably sneak into the Tower of London or Hampton Court and have a really good, no-barriers explore - all the bits you're not normally allowed in, underground vaults and records and restricted collections etc. I realise how utterly tragic that is Blush

Take me with you please! That's my idea of a great day outGrinBlush

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 09/03/2023 16:52

Greensleeves · 09/03/2023 12:08

I'd probably sneak into the Tower of London or Hampton Court and have a really good, no-barriers explore - all the bits you're not normally allowed in, underground vaults and records and restricted collections etc. I realise how utterly tragic that is Blush

This was my thought but maybe Windsor.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 09/03/2023 16:53

Hey!

I've been reading poltergeist and "weird experience" threads on here and...reading some of these posts is making me suspect invisible Mumsnetters fucking with people's minds could explain everything Shock.

Sassyfox · 09/03/2023 18:11

I’d go to where they were filming ghost hunters or whatever and then see their reaction when actual spooky stuff happened.

I would definitely visit the queen.

I feel like she must have a bit of slob in her and I’d love to see her lounging on the sofa watching trashy TV.

Sassyfox · 09/03/2023 18:12

Oh no I just remembered she’s dead 😢

I would like to see any royal or famous person being a slob and see their true self.

shouldhavetakenmorenotice · 09/03/2023 18:47

I'd go full Matilda on a couple of bullies at work

shouldhavetakenmorenotice · 09/03/2023 18:49

And Kill Putin, although I'm not sure how I'd get there. Flight to Istanbul and then Moscow?

inappropriateraspberry · 09/03/2023 19:16

I'd go to sleep and know no one would be waking me up to wipe their bum, get them a snack or sort out the tv.

OlympicProcrastinator · 09/03/2023 19:19

Does your DNA stay invisible if it get left anywhere? (This is important)

ColdHandsHotHead · 09/03/2023 19:20

Wouldn't matter. My bloody cat would still find me and nag for food.

Loafbeginsat60 · 09/03/2023 19:36

Would I have enough time to nip to Russia and assassinate someone I wonder?

If not, the scratch cards idea sounds good

fantasmasgoria1 · 09/03/2023 19:38

I would go to my alcoholic exh place and pour all of his beer away.

changethenarm · 09/03/2023 19:38

OlympicProcrastinator · 09/03/2023 19:19

Does your DNA stay invisible if it get left anywhere? (This is important)

A key detail I hadn't considered.

In many circumstances it wouldn't matter for me as I'm not on a system anywhere as a previous criminal Grin

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 09/03/2023 19:42

Kick Rupert Murdoch up the arse.

OlympicProcrastinator · 09/03/2023 19:45

@changethenarm

Me neither, but that might change if I got the chance to be invisible for the day. 😉

FlyingCapybara40 · 09/03/2023 19:49

Anything I want to! 😀 I would be invisible so I could do anything and get away with it

FlyingCapybara40 · 09/03/2023 19:49

shouldhavetakenmorenotice · 09/03/2023 18:49

And Kill Putin, although I'm not sure how I'd get there. Flight to Istanbul and then Moscow?

I would be right there with you! Let's be invisible together !

ScreamingBeans · 09/03/2023 19:51

If the weather was good, I'd go for a naked swim in the sea and sit on the beach by myself. Also go for a walk in a deserted beautiful place on my own and at night, go for a walk in the dark.

PolkaDotMankini · 09/03/2023 19:53

Assuming I was properly, fully invisible on all light spectrums, heat maps, no DNA traces etc...

Definitely go and off Putin. But first, I'd go and press my nose up against my neighbours' windows to see how they've decorated their houses. We all have the same layout and I'm interested but too polite to invite myself round to have a nose.

JunkinDonuts · 09/03/2023 20:21

I'd steal the crown jewels just to see the panic when they discover they're gone.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 09/03/2023 20:58

Put the heating on. It's gonna be cold unless your clothes turn invisible as well.

TheLadyOfTheLakes · 09/03/2023 21:51

Eat spaghetti in a lady and the tramp style way, in Zizzis or similar.

SignOnTheWindow · 09/03/2023 22:02

Chikapu · 09/03/2023 15:00

Go to Spike's crypt and bang him senseless.

Omg, YES! You genius!

AlmostAJillSandwich · 09/03/2023 22:04

But, if you were invisible, you'd be completely blind!