To ask what you'd do first if you were invisible?

[sheismyflyaway]

I'm such a bore. I'd go into the nearest shop and take all the scratch cards. Pour myself a cuppa and scratch the day away until I win

You can only be invisible for 24 hours in this scenario and people can still hear you

I'd like to go to my kids nursery and watch them. I've always wanted to see what they're like when we're not around.

After that I'd strip naked and run along our local beach.

I'd watch what DH gets up to when he thinks I'm not looking. Hopefully it's the usual boring stuff and he doesn't have a secret lover he is messaging.
I'd dispose of all my neighbours bollards that they put all over their drive (petty arseholes they are).
I'd read all my boss's emails or eavesdrop on a meeting to see if they bitch about me.

I’d never even think of that. Very clever.

I’d go to the local council offices and issue my child a kick ass EHCP on their systems.

Something involving Matt Hancock, Boris Johnson, Reece-Mogg, Jeremy Hunt, red hot pokers and arse holes.

Shove Sadiq Khan of the top of City Hall head first.

I would go somewhere I could be alone with my DP's abuser.

Honestly I think I would find it a bit scary, so I’d just curl up somewhere comfy and safe and wait to become visible again.

Visibility ftw!

I’d also really like to go and see if my friend is ok at her house. We are very minimal contact because her MH difficulties are worse when we are in contact and I worry about her every day.

😂

I'd follow my self-employed 'D'H to see how much he actually works because he always seems to have 'just nipped into xyz'.

They'd probably enjoy it TBH.