Guide to the Galaxy

[Gemls3123]

I tend to think if I’m thinking this then I must be but am I? One of those questions for the hitchhikers

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The important thing is to always know where your towel is.

Don't panic!

Two Pan galactic gargle blasters please

< Goes to find my slim volume of Vogon poetry >

At least it's mostly harmless.

Pan galactic gargleblaster? What about keeping it simple with a slice of lemon round a large gold brick instead?

Never trust dolphins.

So long and thanks for all the fish

Don't understand you, I'll get my Babelfish

I don't understand the question, is it Thursday?

I've heard it said that humans are supposed only to use about a tenth of their brains, and that no one is really clear what the other nine tenths are for, but I have certainly never heard it suggested that they are used for storing penguins

I'll have one of those brown drinks that's almost, but not quite completely, entirely unlike tea please

My world is full of SEP fields.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all you ask me to do is post on Mumsnet. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Fjords

I sent DD to school dressed as Arthur dent today. Dressing gown and towel and don’t panic on a suitably sizes box. Very disappointed by a poor recognition rate.

I never did get the hang of Thursdays.

Would that be DentArthurDent, NewYear?

Oh no, you've killed me again!

Beware of the leopard.

(And the hyperspace bypass.)

Oh no, not again.

Share and enjoy

Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction?