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Guide to the Galaxy

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Gemls3123 · 03/03/2023 17:08

I tend to think if I’m thinking this then I must be but am I? One of those questions for the hitchhikers

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Magpiecomplex · 03/03/2023 20:32

I'm still waiting for the lemon soaked paper napkins, personally

AmusableDragon · 03/03/2023 20:36

For a moment nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

WeAreBorg · 03/03/2023 20:54

This thread is so unhip it’s a wonder its bum hasn’t fallen off 🙄

MrWhippersnapper · 03/03/2023 21:04

Hitchhikers are froogy dudes

FadedRed · 03/03/2023 21:09

@ladymalfoy45 😂🤣

cakeorwine · 03/03/2023 21:10

picklemewalnuts · 03/03/2023 18:21

My world is full of SEP fields.

I use SEP a lot at work.

CatChant · 03/03/2023 21:10

He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Jayneisagirlsname · 03/03/2023 21:11

The digital watch is a pretty neat invention.

asimileofsomesmoke · 03/03/2023 21:15

I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side

Polarbearyfairy · 03/03/2023 21:32

This thread will be deleted to make space for a hyperspace bypass

picklemewalnuts · 03/03/2023 21:35

Slartibartfast.

Polarbearyfairy · 03/03/2023 21:38

Seriously this thread is only still here because it is artistically correct for it to be here.

That won't save it from the hyperspace bypass. Progress!

reddingweddy · 03/03/2023 21:40

Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway

FusionChefGeoff · 03/03/2023 21:51

We have now reached normality. Anything you still cannot handle is therefore your own problem.

Polik · 03/03/2023 22:13

Eddie's in the space time continuum. Ah, is he. Is he.

TheMousePipes · 03/03/2023 22:17

Suddenly called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

Beketaten · 03/03/2023 22:19

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

GeordieRacer · 03/03/2023 22:30

Come with me, or you'll be late

ladymalfoy45 · 03/03/2023 22:44

The sofa in the Tertiary Phase. Stupid voice.

Thisisthedawningoftheageofaquarius · 04/03/2023 00:53

Polarbearyfairy · 03/03/2023 21:32

This thread will be deleted to make space for a hyperspace bypass

😂😂😂

Ofcourseshecan · 04/03/2023 01:04

Gemls3123 · 03/03/2023 17:08

I tend to think if I’m thinking this then I must be but am I? One of those questions for the hitchhikers

Along with the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

Ofcourseshecan · 04/03/2023 01:08

TheMousePipes · 03/03/2023 22:17

Suddenly called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

I wonder if it was friendly?

MrWhippersnapper · 04/03/2023 09:46

Petunias

MrWhippersnapper · 04/03/2023 09:46

I really need to read those books again !

SiobhanSharpe · 04/03/2023 09:48

PatriciaHolm · 03/03/2023 20:24

But we do. It's in chapter 2.

• Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit.
• Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V -- Oh, that Santraginean water... Oh, those Santraginean fish!
• Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
• Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
• Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
• Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
• Sprinkle Zamphour.
• Add an olive.
• Drink... but... very carefully..

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How did i miss that?
But adding an olive sounds like gilding the lily.