'Oh these civil servants are so slow, ill just chuck money at anyone i like, what could go wrong'
'I think I'll snog another woman at my security-conscious government workplace, what could go wrong'
'I think ill make some money by taking several weeks off my paid job and going on reality TV, what could go wrong'
'This notorious scandalmonger, famous for not protecting her sources, and wife of a political opponent is willing to write about my life story, better give her all the compromising information I can'
I mean. What an absolute idiot.