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Are M and S trolling us?

49 replies

Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 08:03

Is it just me, or is Walter the romantic Valentine's sausage dog somewhat 'ahem' phallic?

YABU - what a filthy mind you have.

YANBU - Walter is a cock.

Are M and S trolling us?
OP posts:
Flymetothetoon · 14/02/2023 08:08

Walter has only got one ball 🎶

currantbee · 14/02/2023 08:18

YANBU

Poke · 14/02/2023 08:19

🤣🤣 brilliant
That’s cheered up my valentine’s morning.

Allschoolsareartschools · 14/02/2023 08:20

😄😄
Excellent!!

quietnightmare · 14/02/2023 08:21

YANBU 😂

FrenchBoule · 14/02/2023 08:21

I thought it look a bit turdish 🤔

MsMcGonagall · 14/02/2023 08:23

OMG

GilbertNo4 · 14/02/2023 08:25

Oh dear lord!

tulips27 · 14/02/2023 08:32

This is a great opportunity to start a new euphemism: his "Walter".

🤣🤣

Igmum · 14/02/2023 08:43

OMG 😳

BrutusMcDogface · 14/02/2023 08:46

“Walter is a cock” made me snort! He is, indeed, very cock-like!

😂😂😂

Original poster
Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 09:02

tulips27 · 14/02/2023 08:32

This is a great opportunity to start a new euphemism: his "Walter".

🤣🤣

Top notch idea tulips!

OP posts:
diddl · 14/02/2023 09:04

I mean nothing says romance like a sausage dog does it??!!

I can see what they have tried to do with "I loooong for you" but it has ended up rather too cocky!

SashaAlabaster · 14/02/2023 09:05

Flymetothetoon · 14/02/2023 08:08

Walter has only got one ball 🎶

<sings>.

..his other's in M&S's Food Hall

gelatogina · 14/02/2023 09:05

😂😂 brilliant

HelterSkelter224 · 14/02/2023 09:08

They knew what they were doing!!!
A few years ago they had "Santa's yumnuts" that got everyone in a tizzy 😂

AppleKatie · 14/02/2023 09:09

Yeah that’s deliberate.

I noticed that in store yesterday whilst cheerily saying to the dc ‘oh no we won’t get that one for daddy he doesn’t like dogs’ 😂

liveforsummer · 14/02/2023 09:10

FrenchBoule · 14/02/2023 08:21

I thought it look a bit turdish 🤔

I see both. Like an optical illusion 🤣

liveforsummer · 14/02/2023 09:12

diddl · 14/02/2023 09:04

I mean nothing says romance like a sausage dog does it??!!

I can see what they have tried to do with "I loooong for you" but it has ended up rather too cocky!

Phrase works well if it's a penis too tbf - actually more relevant 😆

Bobbybobbins · 14/02/2023 09:14

😆

SashaAlabaster · 14/02/2023 09:18

M&S have form for innuendo: a Christmas "Waggle of Walters", anyone?
😁

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itsgettingweird · 14/02/2023 09:23

I can see by the end of today plenty of comments re

"Get your sausage dog out" or "is Walter coming to play".

But yes, Walter is extremely cock like - he's lost a ball along the way - but im thinking the designer had fun with that one Grin

MaverickGooseGoose · 14/02/2023 09:29

Oh no, I bought him for DH!

LookItsMeAgain · 14/02/2023 09:31

SashaAlabaster · 14/02/2023 09:05

<sings>.

..his other's in M&S's Food Hall

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LookItsMeAgain · 14/02/2023 09:32

These are not just regular phallic sausage dog chocolate bars....
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These are M&S phallic sausage dog chocolate bars!