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Are M and S trolling us?

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 08:03

Is it just me, or is Walter the romantic Valentine's sausage dog somewhat 'ahem' phallic?

YABU - what a filthy mind you have.

YANBU - Walter is a cock.

Are M and S trolling us?
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SomeAlienConcept · 14/02/2023 09:33

Did you eat the back legs? I think the lack of upright hindlegs is contributing to the overall phallic impression.

LookItsMeAgain · 14/02/2023 09:33

I can't see Lidl or Aldi rushing out to copy this one whatever about the caterpillar cake!😂

ODFOx · 14/02/2023 09:34

YABU.
It's you (and a few on here): not every sausage shaped thing is a dick.
If that were a deliberate euphemism on the part of MandS I'd expect Walter's head to be much rounder/less lumpy.
HTH

Sucessinthenewyear · 14/02/2023 09:34

In a time of economic fragility they need to get all the free advertising they can.

Crostimosti · 14/02/2023 09:47

It was their Love Sausage that raised my eyebrow!

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 09:49

ODFOx · 14/02/2023 09:34

YABU.
It's you (and a few on here): not every sausage shaped thing is a dick.
If that were a deliberate euphemism on the part of MandS I'd expect Walter's head to be much rounder/less lumpy.
HTH

I'm willing to admit my mind is sewer like it was me who immediately turned it 45 degrees and started suffering after all, but come on, there's got to be plenty of Walter's out there with slimline heads that are lumpy haven't there?

The vixens of Mumsnet will know.

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 10:01

MaverickGooseGoose · 14/02/2023 09:29

Oh no, I bought him for DH!

Just style it out.

Give your DH a big old lascivious wink whilst blowing him a kiss and murmer 'oh Sir Walter' under your breath

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purpledalmation · 14/02/2023 10:12

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 11:11

SomeAlienConcept · 14/02/2023 09:33

Did you eat the back legs? I think the lack of upright hindlegs is contributing to the overall phallic impression.

No part of Walter has passed my lips (including his hind legs).

I assume he is supposed to be adopting the 'sit' position.

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SidewaysOtter · 14/02/2023 11:46

SashaAlabaster · 14/02/2023 09:05

<sings>.

..his other's in M&S's Food Hall

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Very good, very good! 👏

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 17:36

LookItsMeAgain · 14/02/2023 09:33

I can't see Lidl or Aldi rushing out to copy this one whatever about the caterpillar cake!😂

I wonder what the Aldi\Cuthbert equivalent of Walter would be?

Albert, the prince of sausage dogs?

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fishonabicycle · 14/02/2023 17:37

I'm massively disappointed that I didn't spot that in M&S this morning, or I would have definitely bought one!

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 14/02/2023 17:40

He looks like a big turd to me, but then I'm several years post-menopause. Grin

iklboo · 14/02/2023 17:41

It's a dildog 😂

new2mn · 14/02/2023 17:45

SomeAlienConcept · 14/02/2023 09:33

Did you eat the back legs? I think the lack of upright hindlegs is contributing to the overall phallic impression.

It's the foreskin that does it

napody · 14/02/2023 17:49

iklboo · 14/02/2023 17:41

It's a dildog 😂

😂

Definitely deliberate- no other reason for the ring to demarcate the helmet/back legs

napody · 14/02/2023 17:50

new2mn · 14/02/2023 17:45

It's the foreskin that does it

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😂this is better put than my comment, exactly!

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 14/02/2023 17:53

I showed the photo to DH.

"Oh, that's a knob"

😁 for once, I feel quite proud of him and his Walter Wink

TitoMojito · 14/02/2023 18:06

It's hilarious 😂😂

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Intransigentcat · 14/02/2023 18:35

iklboo · 14/02/2023 17:41

It's a dildog 😂

Excellent Iklboo. You should patent 'Dildog' and flog the idea to Lovehoney.

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MissDollyMix · 14/02/2023 18:37

I have a sausage dog. I can confirm she’s a total dick so this looks about right! 😂 (and before anyone jumps on me, I completely adore the little dick)

jcyclops · 14/02/2023 19:37

Walter is the wurst...

SashaAlabaster · 14/02/2023 19:54

jcyclops · 14/02/2023 19:37

Walter is the wurst...

A right brat(wurst)

SpainwithouttheS · 14/02/2023 22:14

Well good job the kids haven’t opened theirs yet omg. I bought them one each to eat today but they haven’t bothered 😂My 10 year old son would’ve had a heart attack I think. He’s at that awkward stage.

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