Upon checking his bag I found a....
Evening Standard
Daily Mail
London Lite (crossword half completed)
He just has no respect for me at all
Onebatmother worry not, Jessica Fletcher I beleive is dead, well she is now, she joined DDH (dearly departed husband) on the compost heap
Am comforted, at least the rhubarb will be good this year, the children like a good crumble.
Desi, he's covered in teabags, you really wouldn't want to dear.
Thank you for your kind words of comfort. You are my rock in a raging sea of filth, hypocrisy and illegal immigrants.
(Curly that was not aimed at you BTW, I am sorry you were upset)