To wipe...

[Orla32]

my bum sitting down?

Massive debate with OH. He thinks the correct way to wipe one's bottom after a bowel movement is by standing up?!!!

We have this thread like 3 times a week. Nobody cares how you wipe your arse.

Not this again.

Wipe it with your loo brush then put it in the dishwasher op.

Along with pet food bowls and litter tray scoop

What @girlmom21 said

Just stick your bum in the dishwasher. Works for us, the jets and salt scrub do wonders.

I just scoot across the bathroom mat and call it good.

Fuck sake 🤣🤣🤣

Use your fingernails and water of course!

Looks like there is no real consensus then!

You should wash yourself after a bowel movement… Wiping alone isn’t hygienic. 🤢

Other cultures must think us British are real clatty with toilet hygiene.

My SIL puts her dog’s bowl in the dishwasher. She’s a senior medical consultant with a PhD in something to do with infectious disease.

Agreed, my husband and I jet wash each other with the Karcher in the back garden after every bowel movement.

Poo troll again?

Jug and water with soap.

Handstand under the shower?

Just be careful the water doesn't run up your nose.

🤦‍♀️😹

I get in the sea

Your just getting silly now 🙄

kneel down and let the dog earn his kibble

There is only one solution to ensure your arse meets your DH’s expectations.
Allow him to clean your bum after you have had a shit.

Ancient Romans used a sponge on a stick.
I assume their slaves washed them as dishwashers weren't available.

At this time of year I use tinsel

There's already a post about this.
Does it really matter as long as your bum ends up clean?

You’re doing it all wrong OP, you need to use his flannel, or towel 😂

Assume so. I wonder if it's the M&S troll taking a new direction?