To wipe...

[Orla32]

my bum sitting down?

Massive debate with OH. He thinks the correct way to wipe one's bottom after a bowel movement is by standing up?!!!

Make sure to hang up your undies after on the washing line so it can get darked on.

I just sit on the toilet with the seat up and flush, who needs a bidet?

Go for a ride on a bison after every shit.

Just train yourself to do it once a week, then stick your bum out the front door on street cleaning days.

Do you have some sort of scat kink and are hoping to knock one out over this thread?

I keep a supply of those birds that groom other animals in my bathroom, and unleash one.

I cannot believe people have these discussions with their spouses

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