How many chocolate fingers do I eat??

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Guys help me out here. I can't stop. I keep telling myself that three fingers at a time will be enough, so I'm continuously having to get up from watching the telly and walk a colossal ten feet to go back and get more, shall I just grab the whole bloody box this time? A point to add: they are the special edition white chocolate topped 'snowy' fingers.

All of them.

All of them

Agreed

All!

ONE of course, don't be so greedy! Eat twelve why would you not?--

That’s unanimous OP. If it helps, think of them as chocolate hands rather than fingers and then you’re not eating as many.

Eat them up and get rid of the evidence. You can buy more tomorrow to share.

Yaaay i've met my people!!! :') I guess the commute to and from the kitchen burns a couple of calories??

A tray is a serving for 1 person so just keep the tray next to you until they are finished

altho keeping the tray in another room will boost your steps count and may make you feel more virtuous about eating said tray

It's nearly Christmas, you eat them all.

Okay question two: am I the only one who finds chocolate straight from the fridge the best way and only way to eat them, or should I be burned at the stake???

Tell yourself you're being virtuous by walking to get some more. So for arguments sake, 12 steps each way to get 3 more has burned off the calories in them. (I'm talking calories that fit the argument not the calories written on the box)

Further festive dietary tips to follow (when they occur to me)

I love snowy fingers! Agree just eat the lot lol

I also keep choc fingers in the fridge! Maybe we the same person op lol

Yep, the box is a single serving. As is a box of Jaffa cakes 😆

Nibble a bit each end then use it as a straw with your tea. Just until you suck some tea up. Then eat.

1. it's fucking amazing
2. it'll slow you down so you won't mindlessly eat more

It's the only way to eat chocolate fingers!
Straight from the fridge.

I also put 2 in my mouth, one on either side and the crunch down at the same time. Greedy, moi? Never 😁

There's a reasonable their packaging isn't resealable.

YABU

@FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee @minou123 Shitting hell what revelations!

@StaceySolomonSwash ahahaha bring on the festive dietary tips!! I personally think it's only prudent to put on a layer of personal blubber with the gas and electricity prices being what they are?

I have a festive dietary fact.

Fact: Chocolate eaten on Christmas Day contains zero calories.

Trust me

All of them, but you have to also have a cup of tea, I can’t each chocolate with a really hot cup of tea.

Ridiculous question OP, it's how many chocolate fingers do I leave?

Answer is none!

None because there is no nutritional value in them and they are sludge, so will take a LONG time to pass through your system.